r/funny • u/vernetroyer • Aug 13 '14

Got a little too excited about Shark Week last night

http://imgur.com/gEseeGo
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u/Jahuteskye Aug 13 '14

It looks like you're surprisingly happy about being eaten by a shark.

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u/Carukia-barnesi Aug 13 '14

Embrace the shark.

Be the shark.

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u/treekin Aug 13 '14

Sttaahhpp!

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u/BrianDawkins Aug 13 '14 edited Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/bmMiBlU.gif

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u/Iwanttofuckadigimon Aug 13 '14 edited Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/hYruHhs.gif

Edit: Yes, this is definitely a real shark

Edit: /s

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u/Stickel Aug 13 '14

wait what

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u/Xais56 Aug 13 '14

It's someones pet landshark in a tiger outfit on a roomba, what's confusing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14 edited Apr 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Sharkoomba

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u/mar819 Aug 13 '14

From the people who brought you Sharknado.

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u/curtmack Aug 13 '14

Come on now, don't be ridiculous.

Everyone knows pet landsharks are illegal in most of the lower 48. It's obviously a wild landshark in a tiger outfit on a roomba.

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u/tszigane Aug 13 '14

It came in through the chimney as landsharks are known to do.

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u/MistahFixIt Aug 13 '14

You mean he hasn't had his chimney sharkproofed? God, his insurance rates must be staggering...

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u/Queen_of_Mu Aug 13 '14

Landsharks come to the door. I don't recall one ever coming through (or down) the chimney...

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u/_franchize Aug 13 '14

Wouldn't it just be a pet tiger shark?

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u/ellokellogg Aug 13 '14

on a roomba

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u/omnomcookiez Aug 13 '14

OP pls explain

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u/Iwanttofuckadigimon Aug 13 '14

Shark wearing a cat costume, riding a roomba.

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u/boyhaveacigar Aug 13 '14

Uh, he meant your username . . .

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u/JayyyPee Aug 13 '14

He wants to fuck a digimon

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u/moriero Aug 13 '14

Alright then

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u/Bongson Aug 14 '14

Digimon is better than Pokemon.

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u/bunkerbuster338 Aug 13 '14

Cat wearing a cat costume riding a roomba, replaced by a shark.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

yes the shark is real. Its on one of those hoover things I think.

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u/EVILEMU Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/mLsjXGj.gif

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u/grammer_polize Aug 13 '14

this gif should be cut to about 3 seconds. funnily enough, i actually just watched this video like an hour ago. they're selling roombas on meh and someone linked a video of this ladies. it was a reversed video of this cat riding over glitter that spelled out "cat shark week". this video was one of the related vids at the end and i just had to watch. i'm not exactly sure why i just told you all of this

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u/neutrinogambit Aug 13 '14

holy shit that is animal cruelty

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

No way dude its animal awesomety.

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u/yech Aug 13 '14

All other gif's are now obsolete. Just know: somewhere, somehow there is a hero out there putting sharks on roombas.

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u/bjcworth Aug 13 '14

As funny as this initially is, isn't this poor thing supposed to be in water?

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u/HavocSynapse Aug 13 '14

Nope, it's a landshark.

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u/skyline79 Aug 13 '14

Computer generated, see this guys youtube video and visual effects channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSZpKtkjOHw

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u/bertrenolds5 Aug 13 '14

Is this real? WTF?

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u/sops-sierra-19 Aug 14 '14

Goddamn I need one of these for my house hippo infestation.

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u/KJAYS Aug 14 '14

A shark in a cat suit riding a robot vacuum... Ive seen it all

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u/IranianGenius Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/fqr1IMx.gif

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u/RobAgreez Aug 13 '14

One of this sharks canines was coming loose

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u/BrianDawkins Aug 13 '14 edited Aug 13 '14

http://m.imgur.com/a/NuPqd

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u/BrianDawkins Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/Y58MFpQ.gif

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u/IranianGenius Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/b6FuLnM.gif

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u/Jah348 Aug 13 '14

How do I never see that coming

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u/dannyb21892 Aug 13 '14

If that didn't turn out to be dickbutt i was going to ask for someone to turn it into dickbutt.

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u/Nor1 Aug 13 '14

meh it was very obvious tbh

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u/Ineedanewjobnow Aug 13 '14

I would have been disappointed if it wasnt there

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u/penguinfarts Aug 13 '14

someone please tell me this is real... someone, anyone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

its real...?

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u/Fishermang Aug 13 '14

Not real, watch the shark closely, it's "pasted" into the video. You can see the blur just about where its "tail" is.

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u/Jack_jc Aug 13 '14

Might I point out, you still see the splash as if the guy is landing in the water.

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u/IMBarBarryN Aug 13 '14

I can't believe I scrolled through all those and yet I still don't think it was a waste of time.

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u/Syllic Aug 13 '14

This confuses me greatly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I'm confused

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u/Nixplosion Aug 13 '14

That was the funniest fucking thing Ive ever seen!! Im gufawing so loud right now

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u/De_Facto Aug 13 '14

Is that... Mr. T?

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u/cableguy37 Aug 13 '14

I pity the fool that doesn't recognize Mr T punching a shark.

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u/Blodje Aug 13 '14

He was filling in for aquaman

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u/skunkworx Aug 13 '14

Get me a Dewers and Soda, and this time try to keep the salt water out of it.

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u/manhobi Aug 13 '14

I mean you're kinda abusing your powers here

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u/reader_beware Aug 13 '14

Yep. You weren't anyone in the '80s until you had your own Saturday morning cartoon.

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u/TheRealManniMonster Aug 13 '14

Seems legit

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u/Akintudne Aug 13 '14

I pity da fool who can't punch a shark!

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u/Glampkoo Aug 13 '14

manly as fuck

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u/Wolf_Wizzard Aug 13 '14

Fuckin' Awesome!

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u/tehgreatist Aug 13 '14

he just keeps coming back.. only to get hit again.

when will the violence stop?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

A-Team really punched the shark with this episode.

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u/Dwhitlo1 Aug 13 '14

So by punching down the shark flew up?

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u/rephan Aug 13 '14

he punched my shark!

-Vector

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u/Nixplosion Aug 13 '14

I miss Boomerang

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u/AJockeysBallsack Aug 13 '14

Mr. T didn't wanna hear none of that jibba-jabberjaw.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

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u/quietandbrave Aug 13 '14

Do you want me to show you the door...or can you find it on your own?

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u/zapper0113 Aug 13 '14

That's adorable

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u/Lacotte Aug 14 '14

everywhere, I say!!!

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u/sharklops Aug 13 '14

lol came for this and wasn't disappointed

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u/Aboxofdongbags Aug 13 '14

Are you the real Brian Dawkins?

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u/ubettarecognize Aug 13 '14

Part of me wishes u were NFL Brian Dawkins

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u/Cogwork Aug 14 '14

That cat is trippin balls

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u/poppzE Aug 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/GXbLRfn.gif

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u/AustinTreeLover Aug 13 '14 edited Apr 04 '15

Sometimes I see threads like this one and I wonder how I lived life before the internet. Think of all the stuff we missed. <tear in eye>

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Why is my tag for you: Their dog won't get their booty wet

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u/AustinTreeLover Aug 13 '14

Haha! I tell stories on here all the time and one was about my Jack Russell who had to go to bad doggy boot camp. He would follow the commands mostly, but the trainer was baffled because in the mornings, he wouldn't sit on command. There was dew on the ground and she figured out he didn't want to get his bottom wet. So, she got a towel, put it down and he complied. He's a high-maintenance little guy.

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u/Syako Aug 13 '14

Haha my dogs too. My husky will not sit on tile or anything wet. My German shepherd sits on his legs, his bottom never touches the floor

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u/SerCiddy Aug 13 '14

/r/TsundereSharks

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u/frogsocks Aug 13 '14

Contains more facts than Shark Week

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u/SerCiddy Aug 13 '14

we wanted to do something for shark week, but it's Wednesday and I'm too busy/lazy to do anything, we really dropped the ball on that one.

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u/Vmoney1337 Aug 13 '14

Shark is love.

Shark is life.

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u/verbalham Aug 13 '14

Shark is in the salsa.

Our shark.

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u/2edgy420me Aug 13 '14

Du-na. Du-na. Du-na. Salsa shark!

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u/metalkhaos Aug 13 '14

Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark is in the salsa. Our shark.

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u/ComteDeSaintGermain Aug 13 '14

why don't i remember that scene....

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u/MikeTheStone Aug 13 '14

https://imgur.com/rXw9dTZ

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u/spektre Aug 13 '14

That's not love, that's not life, that's horrifying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

SHARK IS LOVE.

SHARK IS LIFE.

OR SHARK WILL EAT YOU.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

The name's Bruce, mate!

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u/SerCiddy Aug 13 '14

/r/TsundereSharks

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I... uh... What did I just look at?

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u/SerCiddy Aug 13 '14

Salvation

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u/1Freak1015 Aug 13 '14

I love this subreddit

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u/SerCiddy Aug 13 '14

You're welcome

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u/Crash_Burn_Death Aug 13 '14

I spread my asscheeks for shark.

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u/hyperkiddium Aug 13 '14

Such is shark

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

It hurts so much but I do it for shark... sorry I'm thinking of the wrong thing aren't I? :P

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u/FatBigMike Aug 14 '14

Shark is kind Shark is smart

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u/iBigBoyBrian Aug 13 '14

Verne is friend, not food

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u/CommanderDub Aug 13 '14

Shark is love.

Shark is life.

Edit: dammit someone already made the joke. I'll just leave this here.

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u/BBQsauce18 Aug 13 '14

Join the sharkside.

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u/mrbooze Aug 13 '14

Know your place.

Accept your place.

Be a shoe.

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u/nickmakhno Aug 13 '14

Loved that movie

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u/G_Daddy_ Aug 13 '14

Looks more like 'Minnow Week'

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u/thatonesillydrunkguy Aug 13 '14

The truth lies in sharkness.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

little people are friends! not food

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

you might get eaten. i don't make the rules.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

what about irregular short people?

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u/Uncle_Moldyturd Aug 13 '14

I got hungry just reading that.

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u/MLaw2008 Aug 13 '14

Says the steak truck!

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u/DnBcore Aug 13 '14

Shark is love. Shark is life.

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u/DunkanBulk Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, shark is life...

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u/ThyKingdomDecay Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, Shark is life.

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u/K0LT Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, shark is life

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u/Tallestanteater Aug 13 '14

Shark is love. Shark is life.

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON Aug 13 '14

Shark is love.

Shark is life.

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u/Psychedeltrees Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, Shark is life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, Shark is life

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u/omarfw Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, shark is li-...

actually fuck it. that joke needs to die already.

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u/AdidasPete Aug 13 '14

For Scale

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u/TheRealManniMonster Aug 13 '14

But seriously. Have you been to the Smithsonian with the shark jaws? They're huge and could swallow a man whole.

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u/cynognathus Aug 13 '14

Megalodon jaws.

Here's a picture of Bashford Dean, the first person to attempt to reconstruct a Megalodon jaw, sitting inside his reconstruction.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I thought megladon was fake? I read somewhere (a few days ago) that discovery made hat shit up for sensationalism? Or is the shark real but not the story? Sorry if I'm wrong!

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u/cynognathus Aug 13 '14

Megalodon was a real shark. The fake Discovery thing was a "documentary" they made for last year's Shark Week claiming that Megalodon still exists and is terrorizing people. In truth, it went extinct about 1.5 million years ago.

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u/TheRealManniMonster Aug 13 '14

This is what I was talking about! Thanks!

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u/cynognathus Aug 13 '14

No problem. I live in DC and always point these out while doing tour guide duty when friends visit.

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u/undearius Aug 13 '14

That... looks painful.

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u/pukesonyourshoes Aug 14 '14

What? They could swallow a manhole? A manhole cover, sure...

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u/PainMatrix Aug 13 '14 edited Aug 13 '14

Better than the alternative...

http://i.imgur.com/8BUSECS.jpg

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u/jiodjflak Aug 13 '14

Is that a frickin shark? With a frickin laser beam on it's head?

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u/Inferno1le Aug 13 '14

So you're telling me I have fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads?!?!?!

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u/redditorrro Aug 13 '14

Shark Bait Hoo-Ha-Ha!

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u/steinman17 Aug 13 '14

Candy gram?

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u/Sinnocent Aug 13 '14

It makes me sad so many people will miss this reference. It was outside my generation but I love SNL.

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u/Dicer214 Aug 14 '14

Candy gram for Mongo!

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u/thin_crust Aug 13 '14

Couch Surfers aren't safe either.

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u/toritxtornado Aug 13 '14

And the shark looks surprisingly remorseful and unsure about eating him.

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u/czhunc Aug 13 '14

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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u/Nyrb Aug 13 '14

It's just like the Jakesuit.

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u/Iwanttofuckadigimon Aug 13 '14

Ah, I see we're having shrimp tonight.

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u/hrmbus Aug 13 '14

His pics are always so good haha

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u/DejaHu Aug 13 '14

Well, when life gives you sharks..

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u/Starklet Aug 13 '14

It's a shark costume...

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u/Jahuteskye Aug 13 '14

Oh, now I see it. Thanks. I genuinely thought a shark mostly ate Verne Troyer and then decided to sit on a couch and watch TV.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I guess that is what you call "bit size"

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u/Mooksayshigh Aug 13 '14

More like surprisingly happy about being lied to about sharks.

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u/t_virus_523 Aug 13 '14

Shark is love, shark is life.

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u/themonkeytribe808 Aug 14 '14

Live every week like its shark week.

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