r/funny Aug 13 '14

Got a little too excited about Shark Week last night

http://imgur.com/gEseeGo
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u/Blodje Aug 13 '14

He was filling in for aquaman

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u/skunkworx Aug 13 '14

Get me a Dewers and Soda, and this time try to keep the salt water out of it.

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u/manhobi Aug 13 '14

I mean you're kinda abusing your powers here

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u/Danzel234 Aug 13 '14

Was way more helpful to the super friends, and got better respect from the aquatic animals. All in less than half an hour.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Aqua man sucks so bad he even misses the most awesome part of his career.

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u/UnidansHardCock Aug 13 '14

Unidan's Hard Cock here! Fun fact about sharks: Apparently one penis isn’t enough for sharks. Nope, they need two of them. Each organ, or “clasper”, is actually a tight roll of cartilage that stiffens during arousal. So it’s a functioning penis, but with a bit of a twist. Once it’s inserted into a partner, it expands greatly, much like an umbrella, in order to anchor the sharks together. Oh, and did we mention it also has “spurs?” Clearly, sharks like it rough.

Despite the fact that it’s got two, sharks only seem to use one penis at a time, leaving scientists to think that maybe the other one simply serves as an extra, in case of malfunction, perhaps.

The more you know...