r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Jul 29 '24

Looting Comic

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u/MeanderingDuck Jul 30 '24

Some people should just not be allowed to DM.

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u/birgirpall Jul 30 '24

You want the DM to tell them about the rubies on the ground because they said they wanted to loot the bodies?

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u/feskurfox Jul 30 '24

i’d like it if my dm was facilitating storytelling instead of trolling me like an elementary school teacher asking “idk can you use the bathroom?”

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u/iamfondofpigs Jul 30 '24

Well too bad, your DM now requires you to specify the pitch and yaw of your eyeballs, to determine what is in your line of sight.

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u/PleiadesMechworks Jul 30 '24

your DM now requires you to specify the pitch and yaw of your eyeballs

Can I do them independently?

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u/iamfondofpigs Jul 30 '24

You can try. Are you sure you want to do that?

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u/birgirpall Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

That's not what I said at all. The rubies, if not hidden or requiring a skill check to find should have been described before any actions were taken. Revealing them upon someone looting a body seems weird and all I pointed out.

I feel like something was omitted from reality here, like the person who wanted to search the room having to pass an investigation check of decent DC to find the rubies, and they were probably more hidden than OP is suggesting.