r/dadjokes 13h ago

Why did 69 hate golfing with 70?

70 won 70 to 73

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u/shgysk8zer0 11h ago

Took me about 2-3 seconds, but I got it. Kinda works with all 10x for all x from 2-9 though.

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u/canning_tatum 11h ago

True but 72 is par for an 18-hole and golf lowest score wins. Also 69 is bait.

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u/shgysk8zer0 11h ago

If my perverted mind is reading this correctly, that's the second dirtiest math joke I've ever heard. Second only to:

What's the square root of 69? 8 something.