r/Switzerland 1d ago

I don’t get one old ppl joke

I work part time at Migros and only in the last 2 days 3 elderly ppl were joking about needing the receipt for the tax declaration. I don’t get the joke😭 all of them said it jokingly but whenever I made an hypothesis the next one falsified it, so can anyone here explain what’s the deal plz? Thanks guys

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u/Assaina 1d ago

I work in a pharmacy and I hear that same joke at least 10 times a day. Closely followed by "I don't need the receipt, unless you want to run after me?" ("Sie wemmer jo nid nochrenne, oder?") and "noone will give me the money back LOL".

My best guess: it must be hardcoded into their brains.

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u/Educational-Leg1402 1d ago

Omg exactly that wording but in French here lmao

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u/iATlevsha 1d ago

Well at least for a pharmacy it might be even reasonable: health related expenses above some percentage of income are tax deductible

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u/_Administrator_ 23h ago

In some cantons all costs are deductible. Starting from the first franc.

u/alexs77 Zürich 16h ago

Which ones would that be? Zurich, by chance?

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u/perskes 23h ago

As it should be..

u/Ok_Replacement6164 7h ago

Which cantons?

u/BictorianPizza Bern > Netherlands 8h ago

The second one is definitely a line I’ve heard my boomer father mutter before… sigh

u/ColisaLalia Zürich 13h ago

It's the same kind of funny as 'oh doesn't scan? Must be free!'. Those jokes become old really fast when you work in retail, but I still enjoyed them because at least those people try to be funny and lift everyones mood. Retail sucks enough with all the grumpy assholes being mean and shitty without a reason. 

I worked in a chocolate store at zurich main station and had:

-people taking their phone out and stopping time while I wrapped their gifts

-people telling me I should have studied harder so I didn't need to work on christmas 

-people insulting me for taking a second to think which chocolate was vegan

-people constantly comenting on my and my coworkers weight, because chocolate haha

-people complaining about prices, daily, and then spending >200.- on chocolate

-people throwing money at me

-people refusing to take their change because I am a woman and shouldn't touch their money

-people refuse to tell me what they wanted because I should remember their favourite chocolates

-... 

I quit after 5 months. Retail sucks. Tax/receipe jokes at least made me fake smile for a second. 

Side story: Some of our display pralinés were made of wax and I loved people stealing one and then trying not to gag when munching on them. Also old ladies with money are the ones who steal the most. 

u/Educational-Leg1402 13h ago

Omg so many relatable situations, ppl rly are the same all over. Sorry to hear your experience, that sounds horrible. Side story made me chuckle quite a bit:)

u/ColisaLalia Zürich 5h ago

Well it came with unlimited free chocolate and was before the owners were outed as child abusing psychopaths. So ups and downs... I have a much better job for my mental health now and forever a deep respect for all retail workers. 

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u/bobdung Vaud 1d ago

You don't claim all your food shopping as tax deductible?

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u/Educational-Leg1402 1d ago

XD I have still so much to learn

u/Mediocre-Metal-1796 Basel-Stadt 6h ago

Can i? 😮

u/Formal_Two_5747 5h ago

That’s the joke.

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u/Haunting-Ad46 1d ago

don't worry, since the first day i was born in switzerland, i didn't understand it either. But also because i didn't understand to do taxes as well

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u/kampfhuegi 1d ago

It's just an irreverent gag; a reply that makes sense in other situations, but not this one. People get all kinds of receipts for their tax declarations, but obviously not shopping receipts.

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u/Educational-Leg1402 1d ago

I was just wondering because it increases so much over a few days brim never heard to that often

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u/kampfhuegi 1d ago

Well, it's the end of the year. A lot of people and businesses are getting thwir books in order.

u/Correct_Blackberry31 14h ago

I even do it for shopping receipts when it's related to work like croissants, coffee, redbull, ...

u/Educational-Leg1402 13h ago

Their all retired haha but yeah I get it

u/dark_side_bitch 8h ago

Don‘t forget the other joke, "oh it doesn’t scan, must be free-hahahaha" fml

u/LBG-13Sudowoodo Zug 13h ago

Just lol and move on.

u/Sweaty-Helicopter760 3h ago

Yeah, Swiss sense of humor.