r/RoastMe • u/Competitive_Mall_162 • 7h ago

18F Be creative! I'm curious

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80 Upvotes

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u/thehappybuzzsaw 6h ago

That’s a practice girl

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u/swizzle213 3h ago

She’s going to disappoint so many guys in the morning after they take her home as the bar is closing

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u/Impressive-Flan4947 1h ago

Ironic that you say that because Morning After is going to be prevalent in her life

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u/swizzle213 53m ago

Nah. No guy would risk that. Guys will just blow it down the back of her throat or on her face

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u/Parry_9000 4h ago

That's a critical hit right here

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u/_Travel-Guy_ 5h ago

Oof

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u/cravex12 4h ago

Double Oof

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u/u-bleep-i-bloop 4h ago

Triple oof

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u/smashbrosfan999 3h ago

Quadruple oof

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u/Quick_Concentrate491 3h ago

Quintuple oof

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u/JBax75 3h ago

Oof is what she says when she cums.

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u/primadj2784 3h ago

Fatality!!

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u/Sea_Board_6310 6h ago

You look like the international sign for human trafficking.

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u/number31388 6h ago

Hopefully they'll let her go when no one wants to fuck her.

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u/OkMobile5574 6h ago

Looks like her face wont change at all during sex, just a silent stare, she has "causing limp dick face"

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u/RobotRepair69 6h ago

She says "be creative I'm curious" because she has already seen it all. It would take a German, a mouse, and high heels to excite her.

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u/skabassj 6h ago

Maybe at a discount

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u/greendevilbrew 5h ago

Back up dancer from west-westside story.

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u/non3ck 6h ago

Not mine but applies here, "If you want to sleep with her, find out what cologne her dad wears"

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u/sorryIwaswrong 5h ago

Checked her family tree …. Started a website … incestry.com

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u/dek6ix 5h ago

Hey Big Bang fella 😁

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u/Competitive_Mall_162 1h ago

You're getting a little too real there..

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u/nousername206 6h ago

future mom of 3 with 3 diff baby daddy

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u/liam3576 4h ago

And one of them is her daddy

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u/Pappabear1001 4h ago

Baby daddy daddy

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u/Pappabear1001 4h ago

Or is Daddy baby daddy?

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u/liam3576 4h ago

This one for sure

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u/trashbilly 5h ago

None of them pay child support

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u/ww2_nut37 6h ago

Shut up Meg

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u/Aim_to_misbehave1982 4h ago

I just came here to say that

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago

You look like where youth and souls go to die.

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u/PaganPsychopath 6h ago

Your nose is expanding faster than the universe

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 6h ago

You look like a 16 year old Greek woman, or a 61 year old Greek woman.

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u/AsunderMango_Pt_Two 6h ago

Billie Eye-rash

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u/Morose-MFer81 6h ago

You got a face for snuff.

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u/Emergency_Scholar237 6h ago

These are fake pictures. They come with a viagra prescription to use in case an erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent

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u/TheRealGinger16 6h ago

How many bollywood movies do you star in?

Yes

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u/Imaginary_Duty_3771 6h ago

It’s Mrs. Potatohead.

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u/k00zyk 6h ago

Bold of you to assume she is or ever will be married

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u/Emeegee713 6h ago

Bi curious is what she meant

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u/Gordon_Townsend 6h ago

HRT is working for you, sir... One day you'll be a real boy.

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u/brainbrass 6h ago

Curious about the beehive is how you got a swollen nose silly Pooh bear

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u/Future_Parsley740 6h ago

You look like your dad and uncles pass you around on the weekends

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u/maxxmom123 6h ago

You look caged.

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u/adamszmanda86 6h ago

It felt like I was swiping on her Tinder profile. Left every time

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u/MisterBurnsSucks 6h ago

Are you being trafficked in a 12-year-old girl's Barbie toy chest!? 😐

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u/whofarting 6h ago

You look like you understand and comply when men ask you to put a bag over your head.

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u/Mother_Task_2708 6h ago

I bet there's enough sperm in your panties to repopulate LA.

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u/crashbandit3 6h ago

or maybe to fill those empty reservoirs to help fight the fires?

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u/IskanderR12 6h ago

I'm sure that even drugs backed down when they saw they couldn't mess you any further.

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u/Henny-n-waffles 6h ago

You look like your smoke alarm beeps

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u/New_Preparation1544 6h ago

Nah she’s the wrong demographic

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u/tfunk024 6h ago

Jfc, I hope it’s bi-curious. Maybe we can save at least part of the male population from dealing with your self diagnosed alphabet disorders.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 6h ago

Your face is the face equivalent of not creative. Biology was clearly phoning it in when you came to be.

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u/saxguy9345 6h ago

Dora the Real Poora 

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u/Kitchen-Fuel8622 6h ago

Rip off Jenna Ortega

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u/supermuffin28 6h ago

There's not much creativity available with a wet paper sack of a personality and a photo dump surprisingly more boring than your dating profile.

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u/TheyCallMeBullet 6h ago

Discount Raye

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u/warcollect 6h ago

I’m curious which South American shithole you were trafficked from.

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u/sadetheruiner 6h ago

How am I supposed to be creative? Your profile is as vacant as your eyes. You’re more boring than flour.

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u/bilgerat78 6h ago

That makes one of us

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u/JayneHeroOfCanton 6h ago

Curious about consensual sex?

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u/Flaky-You9517 6h ago

You look like you were told don’t take sweets from strangers but you’ll happily accept crisps from a trucker

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u/starwaterbird 6h ago

The exact moment God invented ctrl-c, ctrl-v

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u/jospeh68 6h ago

Looks like stills from a really boring 3 hour foreign film.

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u/Present_Trade_4075 6h ago

Does she have holes on that nose?!

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u/No_Reputation1552 6h ago

You look like the sort of girl who identifies as bisexual out of attention.

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u/jkpq45 5h ago

Doh'ra the Explorer.

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u/Dangerouslemaisons 4h ago

My advice is to free her or let her die

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 4h ago

You look like you are being held captive * You okay girl?????

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u/Psem6 4h ago

You have a beautiful smile 😒

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u/tiddeeznutz 4h ago

You: “Be creative!”

Also you: Pictures as flat as the personality behind them.

Yawn.

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u/Ecstatic_Sea_2811 3h ago

You look worried that your brothers and father are going to stone you to death when they get home

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u/Supfly23 6h ago

Didn’t your mother ever tell you that your face was going to get stuck like that? 

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u/fffvvis 6h ago

You look like a search of amature porn, more specifically on page 3 of the results.

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u/ActCrafty 6h ago

You look like you tried to sign up for an OnlyFans account when you turned 18 but they wouldn’t let you have one.

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u/One-Act1021 6h ago

You looking like a whole ass dude

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u/CautiousBearnz 6h ago

So alone you have to take pictures of yourself because there is no one else. Or if there is, they don't want to take pictures of you.

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u/Karmacosmik 6h ago

Shift leader at Taco Bell who got fired for stealing tortillas

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u/BigSwiss1988 6h ago

These pictures are what you call “Tinder Roulette” because you can’t see what’s lower than her shoulders. Could be 115 pounds, could be 415 pounds….

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u/tautjes 6h ago

you look super manipulative

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u/RatioPuzzleheaded103 6h ago

Same lost stare ..... even when asked questions about anything.

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u/Superboi_187 6h ago

M to F ? You’re gettin there

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u/dreadfulwater 5h ago

If you were abducted your parents would offer a ransom for them to keep you.

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u/Gumsho88 5h ago

Your parents should have named you “mediocre” so that you would be better prepared.

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u/OnlyChud 5h ago

yikes somebody call the cops

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u/robbzilla 5h ago

Somebody took the "lipstick on a pig" thing a little too far.

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u/Falconsnipes_ 5h ago

You look like you work 11pm- 4am on the local 7/11 corner

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u/NathanToastReal1 5h ago

How are you worse-looking than this?

Please answer my question I'm confused, how are you THIS ugly?

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u/Competitive_Mall_162 1h ago

The woman in the gif is my mother, leave her alone

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u/Blackflare79 5h ago

Your face is something teachers could use to scare children, " If don't work hard kids, this is what you will look like. Mistakes and regret".

Black

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u/Hiverna 5h ago

You have the average discounted OF face

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u/Hungry_Program5772 5h ago

Look like Wednesday Addams trying to just blend in and be normal

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u/hgosu 5h ago

Your like Aubrey Plaza if she never left her parents basement and tried (and failed) at starting an OF account

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u/Merganser3816 5h ago

I can smell the fish from here

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u/TheGreatCornolio682 5h ago

Tells us to be creative, when her pics are the same picture from slightly different angles

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u/Cocomo1108 5h ago

You look like butthole skin

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u/Educational-Bill-780 5h ago

You look like an over baked potato

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u/Appropriate-One-7299 5h ago

You look like a future OF gal, but your profile is free

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u/Chrishior 5h ago

There is a bit of a 1970’s vibe going on with those photos.

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u/artcore6666 5h ago

Whatever your dad did to you im sorry, for him

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u/Pfaehlix 5h ago

You try to look like Jenna Ortega, but you do look like Bob Saget

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u/Beautiful-Ideal-1917 5h ago

you sit on the toilet and it sings a b c d e f g get youre fat ass off of me

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u/The-Doom-Knight 5h ago

The creativity of a single RoastMe comment will be infinitely more than you will have in a lifetime.

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u/Ancient_Object_578 5h ago

I was hard until if saw your face toot braunstein

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u/iBackLash 5h ago

It’s hard to think of something creative when looking at something so basic

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u/Destinlegends 5h ago

You seriously have nothing else going on then this?

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u/Embarrassed_Wall_963 5h ago

Don't come here for suicide motivation

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u/Mundane-Bad3996 5h ago

Bi-curious maybe

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u/MountainHorror6191 5h ago

You look like you collect dead animal skulls

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u/StoicSandman 5h ago

You've got the most boring-ass features and WE have to be creative?

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u/no_no_nora 5h ago

Asks us to be creative, but gives us no creativity in her pictures. Do nothing Donna.

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u/Sex_drugs_tacos 5h ago

I bet your dad created a different family without you in the picture

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u/RecognitionHonest320 5h ago

You look like you would have the same face in bed

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u/NudistJayBird 5h ago

Monday Addams

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u/Jackmysackpsv 5h ago

Notice how she’s not looking directly at the camera? It’s because even she can’t stand to look at a photo of herself

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u/Competitive_Roof_740 5h ago

As creative as your post shots..

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u/TheGreatOpoponax 5h ago

Head weighs 20 pounds, body's at least 210.

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 5h ago

You’re literally Meg from family guy.

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u/IKU420 5h ago

Your better days are behind you

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u/EffectiveWelder7370 5h ago

Your parents are siblings and you want us to be CREATIVE???

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u/LowEndTheory1 5h ago

you look like you cut onions for a living.

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u/gazing_sunspots 5h ago

You're certainly creative with those camera angles. Hiding something?

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u/Gongoftheli13 5h ago

Careful you don't get kidnapped to a red room.

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u/AggravatingYouth4061 5h ago

You look like u smoke 20 vapes a week

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u/vonJebster 5h ago

Paint drying was a person, it would be you.

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u/Migueloide 5h ago

You have the same expressivity as batman

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u/ApricotAmbitious3943 5h ago

Dull as dishwasher

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u/NurkleTurkey 5h ago

You look like you're just contemplating your next murder.

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 5h ago

"be creative" while posting the most boring pics imaginable.

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u/grimbasement 5h ago

Starfish. Fo sho a starfish

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_4174 5h ago

You look like a busted can of biscuits

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u/Don_Barzinni 5h ago

Send Luca Brasi in.......

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u/KiwiPrimal 5h ago

If you bought Meghan Markle off Wish

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u/mitch515000 4h ago

You look like a Fluffer at one of P. Diddy's freak-offs.

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u/rdblkgld 4h ago

A face to bust on

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u/spiritnoir 4h ago

These photos look like the first three minutes of the casting couch.

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u/OldRailHead 4h ago

Well, maybe at this point, you might have a successful career on Twitch or OnlyFans. Beyond that, you're a lost cause even in the cute department.

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u/Suspicious-Table936 4h ago

Dora the explorer after years of hard drug and alcohol abuse

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u/Hot-Trainer-6491 4h ago

Looking like a ghetto ass Wednesday addams

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u/Agreeable-League-366 4h ago

Someone who posts on free compliments should never post here. You will take a remark seriously and let it mess with your head.

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u/Snakington_Steel77 4h ago

I feel like Sarah McLachlan should be playing while they talk about human trafficking with pictures of you and other women

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u/CarbideLeaf 4h ago

Curious about how it feels to have a soul?

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u/DJ_WoLV 4h ago

You look like your favourite past time is asking your stepdad to shove gerbils up your ass. Even then, your facial expression is meh.

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u/Dadumdee 4h ago

You: Roast me.

Me: Noooooooooo..................se

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u/RevenSolestrion 4h ago

Curious about what? What every trucker's cock tastes like?

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u/WubblyFl1b 4h ago

The pre nose job photos you’ll later purge from all official records

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u/Individual_Grape_243 4h ago

You look like Thursday Adam’s

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u/geoooleooo 4h ago

You look like your pussy smell like taco seasoning and Cholula

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u/i-main-mute-on-r6 4h ago

Single mom drop out with three kids and no dad

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u/Typical-Nose910 4h ago

It looks like you're more than curious, you're fully lesbian

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u/pickachuiisajew 4h ago

" I swear your the most beautiful girl I've ever seen I swear on everything I promise"

  • Thinking to myself *

"Please god let this ugly girl just suck my dick once"

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u/WalkwiththeWolf 4h ago

You have a great shape...if you were a live action version of Baymax in Big Hero 6

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u/Gloomy-Apartment-614 4h ago

Get back to work on NXT...

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u/Parry_9000 4h ago

You look like you tried to create an onlyfans but didn't get any subscribers and gave up

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u/Necronorris 4h ago

That only fans is not doing well at all.

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u/dakotakid_30 4h ago

Your face screams I don’t do butt stuff

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u/gerrard_1987 4h ago

Too bad nobody’s curious about you.

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u/DontReKtyourself 4h ago

Looks like your parents abandoned you and you also look like you need a hug…

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u/MudandWhisky 3h ago

A beer fart and a Vienna sausage had a baby you

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u/Drapidrode 3h ago

Toni Danza

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u/SailTheWorldWithMe 3h ago

Well, at least you won't have to worry about sex trafficking.

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u/PopTarts02 3h ago

Congrats!

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u/IaMuRGOd34 3h ago

second pic looks like you trying to seduce someone and well you suck at that too.

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u/SuperElectricMammoth 3h ago

I can’t tell. What are you curious about? Learning to live like a person? How to take a picture that doesn’t highlight your absolute worst features?

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u/Youlookcold 3h ago

I feel like you'd melt, not roast.

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u/JBax75 3h ago

This is why Islamic countries make the women cover up. Not to hide the beauty, to save the eyes of strangers from offense.

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u/IBenjieI 3h ago

Obviously not curious about what’s in your refrigerator.

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u/BigSix617 3h ago

Thursday Adams 🤣🤣🤣

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u/furrboiaust 3h ago

You look too depressed to care, and ARE YOU NAKED IN THE THIRD PICTURE DAMN HAVE SOME DECENCY

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u/JLucas007 3h ago

These photos look like they should be attached to a ransom note.

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u/Special-Book-7 3h ago

If you were trafficked you wouldn't know, you'll worry more about cell reception 

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u/Lickem_Clean 3h ago

Anita Frank

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u/version_13 3h ago

Diabetic Anne frank

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u/big_beardo_99 3h ago

These pics looked like you snuck them out of the slum you’re being sex trafficed in just after they got you hooked on heroin.

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u/flyp_nip 3h ago

Curious as to where to look when taking a fkn picture? Tf is up there?

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u/MacSteele13 3h ago

Are... are you being trafficked?