r/RoastMe • u/Competitive_Mall_162 • 11h ago

18F Be creative! I'm curious

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u/Sea_Board_6310 9h ago

You look like the international sign for human trafficking.

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u/number31388 9h ago

Hopefully they'll let her go when no one wants to fuck her.

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u/OkMobile5574 9h ago

Looks like her face wont change at all during sex, just a silent stare, she has "causing limp dick face"

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u/RobotRepair69 9h ago

She says "be creative I'm curious" because she has already seen it all. It would take a German, a mouse, and high heels to excite her.

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u/Ubetcha_jerky 8h ago

A German? Incan see a mouse and high heels. But I can’t see how a German would excite her? Maybe the wiener schintzel?

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u/RobotRepair69 7h ago

My old boss used to say if we fucked up he'd stomp us like a mouse in a German Shizer porn. So yeah...there is a reason for my comment.

My old boss and OP would make a great couple.

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u/Ubetcha_jerky 7h ago

The backstory. Thank you for the color.

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u/Alcatrazepam 8h ago

Yes but with chocolate

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u/Ubetcha_jerky 8h ago

Dats gud

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 7h ago

You do know a wiener schnitzel is a flattened, breaded cutlet named for Vienna right?

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u/Ubetcha_jerky 7h ago

Yes. Sort of like the OPs chest I assume. Flat and dangling like a cutlet.

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 7h ago

Oh, and no sauce, lol!

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u/stehekin 7h ago

But why even take her to begin with?

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u/skabassj 9h ago

Maybe at a discount

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u/greendevilbrew 8h ago

Back up dancer from west-westside story.

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u/Invader_Gir_1 8h ago

They are going to need to offer a sale to get her sold. I don't think the smugglers even want to be around her.

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u/mrZERO666 7h ago

👏 👏 👏

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u/jt19912009 7h ago

One tiny problem, she has the sex appeal of Meg Griffin

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u/SS3599 7h ago

Sex traffickers don't even want her...and she volunteered

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u/Dantronik 5h ago

Yeah, she definitely looks like she is locked in a basement

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u/ivanivanovsky88 9h ago

i was gonna say that you beat me too it

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u/Rogerdodgerbilly 8h ago

Came here to say that

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u/New_Preparation1544 9h ago

Too dark man too dark lol