r/RoastMe • u/Competitive_Mall_162 • 10h ago

18F Be creative! I'm curious

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u/thehappybuzzsaw 9h ago

That’s a practice girl

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u/swizzle213 6h ago

She’s going to disappoint so many guys in the morning after they take her home as the bar is closing

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u/Impressive-Flan4947 4h ago

Ironic that you say that because Morning After is going to be prevalent in her life

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u/swizzle213 3h ago

Nah. No guy would risk that. Guys will just blow it down the back of her throat or on her face

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u/Adventurous-Tip1977 5h ago

Nah. That's just straight up rule #1. "Go ugly, early" Minute that girl strolls in the pub, I get her drunk. Keep nodding while she talks like she's fascinating. Then take her to... Anyplace? The bust that silly batch of baby batter i been brewing on the back of her bicuspids. Then... Go home. Straight up fat bitch her. Leave her wherever. Rocks off...check. Humiliation? Check. She'll get better with age, but SO many guys are just gonna blow a load down her throat....

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u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME 2h ago

This guy most likely fucks.

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u/Parry_9000 6h ago

That's a critical hit right here

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u/_Travel-Guy_ 7h ago

Oof

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u/cravex12 6h ago

Double Oof

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u/u-bleep-i-bloop 6h ago

Triple oof

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u/smashbrosfan999 6h ago

Quadruple oof

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u/Quick_Concentrate491 6h ago

Quintuple oof

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u/JBax75 6h ago

Oof is what she says when she cums.

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u/Due-Squirrel-9927 5h ago

sextuple oof

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u/primadj2784 6h ago

Fatality!!

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u/Far-Paleontologist49 5h ago

I wouldn’t practice CPR or karate on that

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u/Flat-Dot-9802 4h ago

What’s a practice girl?

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u/thehappybuzzsaw 4h ago

Found the virgin

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u/Flat-Dot-9802 4h ago

What’s wrong with being a virgin?

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u/DeliberateSilliness 0m ago

Tell me you're not looking for prince charming without telling me not looking for prince charming