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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

How are you going to shoot some one with a fictional Russian ultra-nationalist from the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series?

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 17 '19

Racks the pistol It's also a gun. 9x18mm. It'll hurt. Now, ON THE GROUND!

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

The only people who can ground me are my parents.

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 17 '19

Aww heck. More puns. Radios Calling for backup before I bring out the big guns!

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

You should call for some forwarddown. It would be more effective,

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 17 '19

holsters Makarov and pulls out Ak-74 GROUND! NOW!

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

The AK-47, AKa the Avtomat Kalashnikova-47

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

Is 45 the number of people you need to make one arrest?

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

Just get on the damn ground

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

If I resist, will I damned to Hell?

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

No, you'll be dammed to my Bullets pulls out AKM

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

Oh the AKM, AKa, the Modern Avtomat Kalashnikova

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

Thank you personal Wikipedia, now I will arrest you pulls out cuffs

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Proceeds to rush punner You have the right to remain silent, and by God, do so before we have to use deadly force!

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 18 '19

You are so late, that a snail could have arrested me.

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u/Jack-Samuels Jul 18 '19

Ya hoping he doesnt pull any Deus Ex Machina officer. Did he cop you well with his puns. You sure yo can punish him well enough. Use deadly force, oh my you are pretty forcefull arent you.

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 20 '19

Bruh, I am in jail already. Again, so late a snail could have arrested me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

bruh 😜💪😝🤤💪

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u/Jack-Samuels Jul 20 '19

Oh. Sorry for not helping earlier.

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 20 '19

Meh, it's fine

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u/homegrowntwinkie Jul 18 '19

You can bring out your big guns.... WE'LL BRING OUT THE BIG PUNS (Double the points as It plays on big guns, and the rapper big pun) laughs maniacally running away

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 18 '19

fires Ak-74 into your back multiple times ON THE GROUND!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Throws a sword pommel at you I have ended the contest rightly!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Back up is here! Pulls out M249 SAW Where are the punners?

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jul 18 '19

Captured. If you want to find some more though, they like roaming the Patrol. Nice enthusiasm though. Keep it up!