r/PunPatrol Jul 17 '19

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

If I resist, will I damned to Hell?

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

No, you'll be dammed to my Bullets pulls out AKM

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

Oh the AKM, AKa, the Modern Avtomat Kalashnikova

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

Thank you personal Wikipedia, now I will arrest you pulls out cuffs

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

Maybe you should wiki how to pull that stick out of your rectum. Anyway, this is too easy, bye now. Gets in motorcycle and drives away.

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

shoots you in the back

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

swerves to dodge You suck at aiming.

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

shoots tires and they hit

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u/Kannnonball Agent P: Punny the Platapus Jul 17 '19

Pulls AR-15 out Gotcha. Fires at the head three times.

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u/Zeusy_Feee Jul 17 '19

(wait, you shoot a two handed weapon on a bike?)

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