r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Disagree with the manbaby in charge, get demonetized lol

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u/aetryx 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re in a space right now freaking out, the space was just ended randomly, a new one was made and they’re freaking out thinking they’re being targeted by musk right now

EDIT:

The second X space was just pulled after 4:25, they’re getting targeted

EDIT #2: FOR A THIRD TIME THE CONSERVATIVEOG ACCOUNT HAS HAD ITS X SPACE FORCEFULLY ENDED

EDIT #3 THE FOURTH SPACE HAS BEEN PULLED They have moved to a new account, @ChiefTrumpster

EDIT #4 ELON JOINED THE SPACE UNDER A SOCK ACCOUNT IN CALL 4 AND WAS LAUGHING ABOUT HOW THIS MUST HAVE BEEN A GLITCH AND WAS MAKING IT SOUND LIKE X HAS NO INVOLVEMENT guys they are imploding right now

EDIT #5 LOOMER AND “ADRIAN DITTMER” (clearly Elon) are fighting

A person just noted that Elon has not tweeted since “Adrian Dittmer” has been speaking in the space

They’re fighting and loomer is saying “the problem are the techbros”, “Adrian” is fighting tooth and defending X.

Adrian just said “I’m arguing just because it’s funny”, this is totally Elon

EDIT 6: “Adrian” was just kicked from the call by the host, stated reason was he was “completely doing damage control for tech bros and X and not offering any solutions and [stonewalling basically]”

EDIT 7: Loomer is telling the hosts to bring back “Adrian”, hosts are saying no. New speaker Owen Shroyer is now speaking and reporting more conservative accounts are getting their premium status stripped and is saying “[people in the community] are experiencing accute PTSD from [cancel culture censorship]”. Everyone is in agreement this is due to the H1B visa discussion. Loomer is reporting she has not been told why her account has been targeted.

EDIT 8: Loomer is saying “Musk is very sensitive” and is concerned about his role in the Trump admin. The other speakers are hypothesizing how it “might go deeper than just Elon”. Loomer continues to reinforce the concern about his position in the Trump administration from his behavior. She is disavowing Elon and saying that X is “not a place for free speech”

Other speakers have referenced elons comments about Americans being stupid, overall rhetoric is getting much more aggressive against musk. At first in the call they were hesitant to say Elon was involved at all. Sentiment is shifting fast against Elon

EDIT 9: speaker Owen Shroyer is saying he has already told all his correspondents to stop posting on X. Loomer mentions they are definitely monitoring the call. Loomer is now saying “musk loves chaos, his whole platform is based off chaos going viral”. She is accusing him of being a bad actor and shit stirrer

EDIT 10: speaker Cassandra McDonald is referencing elons newest tweet about the “right splitting into the “right right” and the “tech right”. She is also saying she feels unsafe to use the platform. Speaker David J Reilly floats idea to move to new “crypto social media” platform. Nobody acknowledges the irony.

Owen Shroyer “this is the most serious situation since Elon bought the platform”. He is calling for investigation into “what made Loomer fall”…. “Someone made the decision to press the button and [tell loomer] you’re out”

Other speakers are all floating ideas for alternative platforms

Rumble keeps getting referenced. The topic of a mass migration is being discussed.

EDIT 11: Loomer “i already was paying for premium and now it won’t allow me to press the get verified button.” “It’s clearly an attempt to prevent me from expressing myself”

She is currently lamenting over losing access to grok. Loomer is bringing up the fact Elon supported Desantis. She is advocating the idea that he is completely fake. Nobody is arguing, other speakers are concurring with her. She is currently challenging his supposed intelligence and questioning if he’s even smart.

EDIT 12: new speaker Eric Finman is now speaking, saying Elon is full of shit with his “free speech” grift. Nobody is even arguing against it. The topic is coming back to the cause being the H1B visa. ConservativeOG is confirming that

LOOMER WAS JUST NOTIFIED OF HER ACCOUNT BEING LIMITED FOR 12 HOURS AND SOME OF HER POSTS ARE BEING TAKEN DOWN

Owen Shroyer is thanking loomer for “not mentioning she is Jewish during this”. People are saying “she’s one of the good ones”

EDIT 13: Loomer is bringing up how she has been demonized despite being a true believer of trumps agenda. People are sympathetic

Elon has returned

“Adrian”: “So you just literally admitted to harassing this Indian dude”

Loomer tells Adrian that a tech advisor like Elon is not fit for being treated like he is an elected official. “Adrian” is deeply offended and laughs at this, calls her stupid

“Adrian” is doubling down on Loomer, keeps arguing she is racist against Indians.

They are currently arguing over semantics as loomer is claiming the argument she was targeted due to her being racist towards Indians is bullshit. Apparently the account was limited for “posting private information”

EDIT 14 Loomer and friends have been just going over the details of the account limit. “Adrian” has in depth knowledge of the X account limiting function and is requesting that she shows him the email she got. It’s so obvious it’s Elon it’s unreal. No random person would be this confident in how they are speaking on the way X works internally

Loomer just randomly adds “I don’t actually hate Indians”

EDIT 15: “Adrian” has asked Loomer “what do you have against people in Silicon Valley?”

Loomer goes into basic rant about techbros, she officially accused him of being Elon

Adrian denies it, Loomer seems unmoved

Some guy named dalton is backing “Adrian” as not being Elon. No idea who this guy is

EDIT 16 I can’t even tell what the meta is anymore rn, I can’t tell if Elon took the mask off, Loomer and dalton (switched sides) and is now grilling Elon as being part of the fucking problem

Dalton is speaking to him like he is Elon, he’s getting angry and accusing Elon of selling out the American people. He just said Indians are stinky and Africans are dirty. “Adrian” is giggling and laughing calling him racist. Dalton continues on a rant about how Asians made a great society.

Adrian asks dalton what he has contributed to “this great society your people built” - dalton responds with some bs about starting a company - dalton asks “Adrian” what he has contributed

Adrian “taxes”

Some guy just joined with a reverb effect at like 100%. Another commenter makes a comment about being in the military. “Adrian” makes a mocking comment towards military personnel “so you’re saying if you join the military you can be racist?”

Adrian is now calling these people “smooth brain”

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u/aetryx 1d ago edited 1d ago

CONTINUED:

EDIT 17 “Adrian” has been accused of being Elon, other people are agreeing. New speaker with thick Latin accent is chewing out “Adrian” and is saying he is an asshole

Another commenter said “I hope you’re not Elon, because I like him, and you’re just a complete asshole”

Holy fuck this is endgame

MAGA is rejecting Elon

“Adrian” is telling Hispanic grandma speaker that she demented

EDIT 18 Guy who said “I like Elon” says “Jesus you’re obnoxious” in response to a rant by “Adrian” about how he’s the most aerodynamic one here

“Adrian” is saying “it should be resolved in a few days”

Loomer caught that and she questions him asking what was the cause for this happening to her.

“Adrian” says “I dunno!” In like the most disingenuous way possible

EDIT 19 It’s just devolved into a shit fit from Elon. At this point Elon is just claiming he is a troll and dodging everything

Comments are pointing out Elon has stopped posting on his account during the last 20 minutes

This is devolving fast. Loomer is threatening to “escalate this president trump” and Elon is saying “you’re not going to escalate shit”

EDIT 20 Loomer is now announcing her new crusade against big tech and will be “bringing this to Mar a Lago”

“Adrian” is now advocating for H1B visas, Loomer is reading back how Trump in 2016 was against the H1B. “Adrian” says “I’m not maga, I’m a UFO”. Speakers are saying “well at least there is prison for Elon” causing Adrian to have a conniption.

EDIT 21: Nick Fuentes has entered the space

Nick proceeds to go on one of his typical racist tirades, however he specifically brings up these points:

-tech oligarchs are the problem

-he admits he did not vote for Trump and says Trump has betrayed MAGA by being pro H1B. He blames people like Elon and Zuckerberg. He brings up Thiel and says this is the reason JD Vance was picked: Trump needed money.

-nick fuentes is continuing to go on his rant and is saying Musk bought Trump. Nobody has objected to nick at any point. He is mocking how conservatives had embraced Elon, “I told you so, but you just called me a democrat plant”.

-he is saying that Trump was taken over by big tech, he is saying how Trump shills are what pushed this, he appears to have lost hope and says he does not give a shit about removing food dye (referring to RFK).

-he brings up JD Vance having an Indian family, references the photo of his Christmas and says “he never been our guy, he’s ok with being surrounded by Indians”

Nick Fuentes: “If you voted for [Trump], you are a sucker”

EPILOGUE: From this point on nothing notable was said, more typical rants reinforcing prior sentiment. At some point during nicks rant, he mentions litigation against X and at around this point is when “Adrian” dips.

After a short while things begin to wind down, @ChiefTrumpster announces he is going to end the space.

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u/CosmicCommando 1d ago

Comments are pointing out Elon has stopped posting on his account during the last 20 minutes

Man how sad is it when it's noticeable if you take a 20 minute break from Twitter?

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u/Zerokx 1d ago

True and they even noticed that way earlier as well. No question Elon has spent most of his days on twitter in a social media echo chamber raising his insanity levels like Son Goku training in the time chamber.

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u/thegoten455 1d ago

"Hey! I hear your ego is pretty strong!"

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u/Zerokx 1d ago

Takes off his mask and drops it. Forcefully it crashes into the floor, cracking the stone beneath. "This always held me back"

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u/AmTheWildest 1d ago

This is absolutely the best way you could've summed it up lmfaooo

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u/tmhoc 1d ago

Yes! They are childish and childishly vulnerability to criticism the way pre-teens are. You've got your profile on them all here, it's how they hurt each other.

Bring these fucks to their knees

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 1d ago

Bring these fucks to their knees

Pretty sure both Elon and Loomer have already done that.

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u/Philadahlphia 1d ago

Narrater: It's Arrested Development.

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 1d ago

If anyone has the audio of this I would love to hear!! As Marie Kondo would say, “this sparks joy 😂”

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

It was a great read

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u/GF_baker_2024 1d ago

He has a dozen children, and this is how he spends their Christmas break. Father of the year, folks. He should definitely be lecturing us on having more children. 

(/s in case it isn't obvious)

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u/waelgifru 1d ago

The greatest indictment of Musk is that he's the richest man in the world and he spends his time shitposting and chatting with Maga ghouls on Twitter instead of, I don't know, driving around on a yacht in Greece chugging champagne.

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u/Competitive-Bike-277 1d ago

Rumble? That's financed by a crypto exchange run by a byzantine collection of venture capital firms. It's owned by the tech right. They'll get them coming & going.

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u/bangontarget 1d ago

everything is owned by tech bros. this new non tech right needs to go back to letter writing and gossiping at tea parties if they want to get away from the silicon valley grip. they're stuck.

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u/jerrrrrrrrrrrrry 1d ago

It probably took Elon 20 minutes to change someone's diaper!

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u/rinkoplzcomehome 1d ago

Oh my god, this is amazing. The worst fucking people on the planet are infighting.

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u/adubbzdoe 1d ago edited 1d ago

We knew it was only a matter of time. The way they acted after most people left Twitter was pretty indicative of how much they really don’t like each other.

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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago

I'm a little surprise it was barely over a month

Thought the honey moon phase would last at least till like March

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u/Competitive-Bike-277 1d ago

It's like a dysfunctional family after a scapegoat leaves. Either it consolidates under the narcissistic abuser or it's ripped apart by conflict because they're trying, & failing, to establish a new scapegoat. 

Just hope they don't find some new source of common ground with each other.

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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago

I think any common ground will be quickly removed this is a coalition of assholes who all want fundamentally different things and a leader who both can't and won't bother to care

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u/grahamcrackers37 1d ago

I bet at least half of them want negative progress and just enjoy being anti for anti's sake.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 1d ago

Musk and Trump has already been 8 Scarramuccis. It won’t last past 11.

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u/Randommaggy 23h ago

I had Trump getting tired of Musk stealing his thunder and having him blacksited on my January chaos Bingo.

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u/ChewbaccaCharl 1d ago

I kind of thought they'd last until Trump was actually sworn in and Elon implemented an unpopular plan, but even that was too much, apparently.

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u/adubbzdoe 1d ago

They don’t have democrats or liberals to blame or argue with, and that’s what most of them want at the end of the day. As pathetic as that is.

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u/natsumi_kins 1d ago

This is the best blow by blow I have read in a long time... It makes me giddy with schadenfreude.

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u/Madrugada2010 1d ago

Right?? It's so satisfying watching them kill each other, and Trump isn't even sworn in yet.

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u/Bob-the-Belter 1d ago

Finally, the coalition is falling apart. If Elon disavows Maga before Trump is even in office what will retard Joe Rogan say this time?

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u/USMCLee 1d ago

what will retard Joe Rogan say this time?

1) He was never MAGA

2) He never liked Elmo.

or both.

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u/murrbros 1d ago

“Evil turns upon itself.”

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u/MayoneggVeal 1d ago

What kind of day is it when I find myself agreeing with some of what notable trash bags Laura Loomer and Nick Fuentes have to say. 

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u/Randommaggy 23h ago

Even a glued together tearaway calendar is right once a year, or every N years if it includes the day of week and no year.

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

Nick fuentes joined, but right before he spoke the main speakers were saying "if Elon doesn't get it together, there's always prison" and then 'Adrian' pitched another fit. 

This has been glorious

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u/LucastheMystic 1d ago

Yooo is this shit recorded somewhere?

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 1d ago

You better save that somewhere else. Elon is just as likely to edit the recording as delete it

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u/MangoAnt5175 1d ago

I’m on it. I’ll find a way to host it once it’s done downloading.

Lmao I seriously love Adrian, “I’m not Elon or anything.” As his introductory statement

GOLD

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u/MangoAnt5175 1d ago

Link to download audio. I have backups.

If this doesn’t work for anyone, lmk and I’ll upload it some other ways.

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u/tinsellately 1d ago

I would love to have a copy of this, but I don't have a spacesdown account and it says it requires a paid subscription to download anything over an hour. Would it be possible to upload this somewhere free?

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u/MangoAnt5175 1d ago

Here is a Drive link. Should let you download it for free.

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u/tinsellately 1d ago

That worked. Thanks!

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u/TRexAstronaut 1d ago edited 1d ago

lmao even i can tell that it's elon's voice. he didn't even attempt to use a voice changer.

i had more fruitful conversations in second grade.

edit: wait were these guys actually fooled? in response to loomer complaining about being deplatformed, "adrian" says "maybe don't call me a piece of shit and say 'im going to come to your house!'"

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u/hackitfast 1d ago

It is so obvious that Adrian is Elon. It's pretty hilarious

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u/Mat_alThor 17h ago

Such a distinct voice, you can tell it's him from 5 seconds of listening. I can't believe he thought just using a different user name would cover for him while talking lol.

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u/hackitfast 17h ago

He's completely out of touch with reality lol

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u/BeamerTakesManhattan 1d ago

How is Cassandra, a former bondage porn model, a right wing grift influencer?

The world is such a weird place

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u/Love_my_pupper 1d ago

Wow thanks

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 23h ago

Currently transcoding it and I’ll put it on whatever platform (drive, box, etc, makes sense.)

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u/Randolph__ 1d ago

I can't play it. Not sure if that is intentional or if Twitter is just shit. Both are equally likely.

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

Works on my end, so not sure. 

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 23h ago

You are my spirit animal. Thank you!!

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u/aetryx 1d ago

The entire call is still up, surprisingly: https://x.com/chieftrumpster/status/1872507707116372341?s=46

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u/dak4f2 1d ago

God bless you this is my favorite Christmas gift lol

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u/aetryx 1d ago

HOLY FUCK WHAT

I PASSED OUT BEFORE NICK JOINED 😱

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

Yeah he talked about an hour about how he was so right about Elon since this summer, and then about how he was doxxed and Twitter left the posts up, so a guy showed up at his house with a gun. 

I stopped listening once someone else asked him if it's Jewish mods who are blocking accounts and he enthusiastically said yes. 

Thanks again for the link!

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u/aetryx 1d ago

It’s just amazing, I just got to the part where Fuentes is saying Vance is “not our guy” after saying “look at his thanksgiving it’s all Indian”

Oh my god

I need to continue the updates

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

The best part was when every red hat maga was speaking the truth about how all the tech bros just want cheaper labor to exploit. 'Adrian' couldn't keep it together, he seemed very drunk tbh

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u/GasRevolutionary9356 1d ago

Alcohol + Adderall, possibly, based on the way 'Adrian' was speaking.

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

Definitely. The repetition and the mania were outrageous. 

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u/Randommaggy 23h ago

Or just copious amounts of colombian marching powder.

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u/arnodorian96 1d ago

I might going to start believing in miracles. They're already devouring each other and the messiah hasn't been inaugurated yet

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u/Kreyl 1d ago

Elon what the FUCK does it mean to be the most "aerodynamic"

God they're all such giant fucking babies, it's incredible. Thank you for your service. o7

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u/SalvadorsAnteater 1d ago

He must be talking about the rather odd shape of his body.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

And the smoothness of his gray matter

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 1d ago

America's finest.

I'd be so fucking embarrassed if I voted for this.

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u/Hofeizai88 1d ago

The statements about the world laughing at America were less a complaint and more of a promise

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

He was saying he has a smooth brain, just being a troll. 

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u/rainbowchimken 1d ago

He thinks he got hops

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u/Reptar519 17h ago

He has an amazing talent to bend his limbs such that it resembles a swastika and can be thrown like a nazi shuriken

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u/Duane_ 1d ago

Listened to the Space. How is anyone doubting that voice is Elon's? Haven't they heard that windbag drone on before? Why the decorum?

Edit: Fuck, he just said 'Lit'rally' and my neck cracked.

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been known for a long time that Adrian is one of Musk's alt accounts.
Edit: Haha in the recording it is so obviously Elon, he has a very specific accent and way of speaking. So ridiculous he was getting so mad about being called Elon and then very clearly takes Elon's positions.

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u/cornfrontation 1d ago

I just want to know if he still thinks he’s fooling anyone. Remember when he had Adrian “interview” Elon?

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u/aetryx 1d ago

Dude it felt like this was some Soviet era meeting among CCCP officials knowing they’re being recorded but speaking and had to play the script. Loomer was clearly speaking to musk directly with her messages. It’s so fucking weird, you can clearly tell these people think it’s Elon but they’re calling him Adrian

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u/bangontarget 1d ago

it's very the Death of Stalin isn't it

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u/Silver996C2 1d ago

So we can only hope he replicates the lying on a bedroom floor for 12 hours in his own shit? 🤭

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u/TRexAstronaut 1d ago

elon even says "maybe don't call me a piece of shit [and you won't get banned]"

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u/Padhome 1d ago

Please don't stop

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u/Kokuei7 1d ago

This is the funniest thing I've read, thanks for subjecting yourself to it to summarise.

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u/Gildardo1583 1d ago

Thank you for the play by play.

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u/Bowdensaft 1d ago

This is an amazing play-by-play, and it's very satisfying, but I know how these people think. It'll all be forgotten about by tomorrow.

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u/hawkandthrush 1d ago

Nick Fuentes with the metal chair of racism at the end is too perfect. I cannot believe these people are real, this reads like a bad episode of TV drama

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u/WiseauSrs 1d ago

This is some good ass tea.

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u/SinfullySinless 1d ago

Uh oh, Elon doesn’t respond well when he gets rejected by a political movement lol. Liberals can testify to that one.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 1d ago

Man the H1B thing is showing MAGA doesn’t even want temporary work visas.

Also this is hilarious that Laura Loomer being in bed with Trump is something Elon can’t get.

Going to find out real quick if pussy or payment is more important to Trump.

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u/aetryx 1d ago

Nah, Trump will just buy another pussy. She bout to get rejected and this might set her down a warpath.

If this happens and she goes full anti-Trump, this will be like a twisted repeat (in spirit) of the USSR teaming up with the US against Germany in WWII

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u/Tomcfitz 1d ago

Lmao "I'm not MAGA I'm UFO" is literally the most dumbfuck elon-coded statement I've ever heard. 

He just wants to be the specialist little boy

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u/Philodendron69 1d ago

azaelia banks voice THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!!!!!!

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u/MuthaFirefly 1d ago

Thank you for doing the Lord's work and posting this synopsis, I am popping popcorn and enjoying the read. I deleted my twitter account as soon as Ellen Musk bought the platform and I never returned.

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u/Dr_barfenstein 1d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/GGunner723 1d ago

I hoped and prayed for a MAGA implosion, but I never imagined it would happen before Trump’s term even started.

I don’t know how I feel that the divide came from racists arguing over whether Indian people shouldn’t be allowed in the country at all or should only be allowed in to essentially work as slaves.

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u/MangoAnt5175 1d ago

EDIT 21: Nick Fuentes has entered the space

First time I’ve ever been excited to see Nick Fuentes enter any space lol

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u/aetryx 1d ago

This has to have parallels to what Americans felt like when they heard the USSR was attacking Hitler

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u/Bartellomio 1d ago

Elon calling himself aerodynamic

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u/sdraje 1d ago

Apart from the fact that this Adrian is clearly Elon, the first thing he said, without anyone commenting on it, was "I'm not Elon or anything" hahahah holy fuck

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u/naazzttyy 1d ago

Not on Shitter, never have been. But Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, the tea was spilled in these two posts!

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u/Shvingy 1d ago

Musk is the dumbest president in history, and they voted for the open faced lying conman happily.

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u/sparkster777 1d ago

Thank you for Your service

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u/ProfessorPumpkaboo 1d ago

"If you voted for [Trump], you are a sucker" Chefs kiss

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u/xXx_MrAnthrope_xXx 1d ago

Thank you so much for chronicling this

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u/aetryx 1d ago

Takua is my spirit animal

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u/GasRevolutionary9356 1d ago

Can't tell you how much I enjoyed reading that.

You're an awesome writer, it was like I was there!

Thank you very much, amigo.

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u/CubistChameleon 1d ago

Jesus Christ, what? This is hilarious, thank you!

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u/GoalieLax_ 1d ago

I wish this sub had awards turned on

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u/bangontarget 1d ago

clowns, all of them.

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u/thebigdonkey 1d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Lovethemdoggos 1d ago

rant by “Adrian” about how he’s the most aerodynamic one here

Can we test that theory?

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u/RustyDunewire 1d ago

Is this "The Odyssey" that everyone keeps talking about? Because it's epic and 100% worth the read. Five stars.

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u/Love_my_pupper 1d ago

Thank you!!

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u/DurgeDidNothingWrong 1d ago

causing Adrian to have a conniption.

ahahahaha

EDIT 21: Nick Fuentes has entered the space

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/thegreatusurper 1d ago

This needs to be animated Celebrity Deathmatch style.

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u/Persnickety13 1d ago

Thanks for the play by play -- I left twitter a couple weeks ago and stick to bluesky. I can enjoy the schadenfreude though!

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u/aetryx 1d ago

I’m trying to jot down what they are saying as they are saying it

I’m sure the recording will be live within minutes this ends

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u/Katicflis1 1d ago

Dude i for real need someone to create a bluesy account that just shows Twitter drama ... so I can see it without visiting twitter...

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u/Nefandous_Jewel 1d ago

I would pay to have a daily summary delivered!

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u/bearbarebere 1d ago

Change any X links to Xcancel. So x.com/whatever becomes xcancel.com/whatever. Lets you view without being logged in

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u/MySpoonsAreAllGone 1d ago

The hero we needed! Thank you!

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u/Mrgoodtrips64 1d ago

Only a couple weeks ago?

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u/Persnickety13 1d ago

Yeah, twitter used to be the best way to keep abreast of breaking news, so I followed some news anchors and politicos. I have used it less and less the pst couple of years and I was honestly hoping Elon would lose interest in his vanity project, but it just never happened. During the election campaigns and after the election I barely checked it and finally decided to just pull the plug on that cesspool. I deactivated/deleted the account.

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u/Hatedpriest 1d ago

I'm pretty sure his handlers are trying to keep him at twitter so he doesn't screw up other companies funded by him...

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u/Nefandous_Jewel 1d ago

Well, it IS the only place he doesnt need a drug test to drop in on...

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u/bangontarget 1d ago

only underlings have to do drug tests

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u/pebberphp 1d ago

I originally got Twitter to keep track of a wildfire near me in real time. Then to follow news. And finally to post art and cat pics. There’s no point in being on it anymore.

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u/tayawayinklets 1d ago

Same! Left Nov 14, the day before the new Xitter terms came into affect. See here, bolded sections by me:

You agree that this license includes the right for us to (i) analyze text and other information you provide and to otherwise provide, promote, and improve the Services, including, for example, for use with and training of our machine learning and artificial intelligence models, whether generative or another type; and (ii) to make Content submitted to or through the Services available to other companies, organizations or individuals, including, for example, for improving the Services and the syndication, broadcast, distribution, repost, promotion or publication of such Content on other media and services, subject to our terms and conditions for such Content use,”...

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u/Amelaclya1 1d ago

I can't wait until they all try to move to Bluesky and automatically get added to everyone's blocklists and spend their time yelling into the void.

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u/Numerous-Hope3865 1d ago

They could just go onto Trump's Temu Twitter (Truth Social.)

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u/Starkoman 1d ago

Nah, it’s not got the audience any more. Of all the social media sites, Truth is one of the most insignificant these days — so it’s not really worth the time to go on there — or the effort to post, for so little attention/engagement.

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u/shart_leakage 1d ago

The void is where dumbfuck arguments belong

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u/natsumi_kins 1d ago

Oh they already did. Got blocked into oblivion. Then went back to twatter crying about echo chambers etc etc.

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing 1d ago edited 1d ago

Loomer already tried to join* Bluesky and was banned fairly quickly a few weeks back.

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u/emmennwhy 1d ago

I love that for her

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u/William_T_Wanker 1d ago

Libs of TikTok went to Bluesky and got banned within like 10 minutes lmao

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u/StockingDummy 1d ago

Getting banned from social media is still better than what Reichik really deserves: a new room and an orange jumpsuit.

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u/CCilly 1d ago

They wouldn't add each others to blacklists so they would be able to communicate in their own parallel social media.

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u/BraddockAliasThorne 1d ago

already happening & it’s DELIGHTFUL!

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u/arnodorian96 1d ago

They've tried but no one gives a shit about them. In fairness, BlueSky is just basically a mostly american/western european social media. I'm one of the few south american accounts there.

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u/PlasticYesterday69 1d ago

Never going to happen. They're mostly convinced it's nothing but pedophiles over there.

A lot of it probably has to do with the quick bans the loons who tried to move caught. And anyone who doesn't agree with them is by definition a pedo.

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u/Any-External-6221 1d ago

Who else read this with opera music playing in their head? Just lovely.

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u/Initial-Shop-8863 1d ago

Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute on repeat ... Because I do not want a Wagner ear worm.

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u/Kassaran 1d ago

Maybe Hall of the Mountain King is a good throw -in here too.

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u/bangontarget 1d ago

I want to see this convo cut and edited with that piece on YouTube.

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u/zorniy2 1d ago

aAaaaA ah ah ah ah ah AAAAA!

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u/Boon3hams 1d ago

I'm hearing Mars Bringer of War. Nick Fuentes enters at the crescendo.

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u/LargoDeluxe 1d ago

I like the Mozart, but I'm going with the Commendatore scene from Don Giovanni.

"Ah, padron! Ah, padron! Ah, padron, siam tutti morti!"...

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u/EssBeeUK 1d ago

Karl Orff: O Fortuna, Imperatrix Mundi from Carmina Burana?

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u/Initial-Shop-8863 1d ago

That works too. Only the Corvus Corax version rather than Orff's.

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u/NothingAndNow111 1d ago

Benny Hill theme tune for me.

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u/Crazy8slates 1d ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits tune.

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u/kataklysm_revival 1d ago

Nobody Speak by DJ Shadow and Run The Jewels would work too. The music video is close enough already.

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u/Any-External-6221 1d ago

I’m getting so many good music recommendations here!

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u/dak4f2 23h ago

Someone called it the Night of Long Tweets

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u/22poppills 1d ago

Sorry but Dalton saying Elon sold out America is killing me lol

Like they do know that Elongate is not American???

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u/EssBeeUK 1d ago

Okay forgive my ignorance. I was never on X. What is 'space' please?

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u/aetryx 1d ago

Basically a large chat room, there are people who have permission to speak to the crowd. Currently Loomer is fighting with Elon, who is joined as a different account “Adrian Dittmer”, who has an identical accent and rhythm of speech as Elon. No doubt someone is recording this, MAGA is turning on Elon in realtime

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u/Guy954 1d ago

This is gonna be just like Brexit where they cry that we didn’t warn them hard enough. And then they’ll cry that we were to mean when we did warn them hard enough. And then they’ll forget all about it and start blaming us again. Dealing with willful and malicious ignorance is fucking exhausting.

I’m also reminded of how after the election when I wasn’t triggered enough for some coworkers liking and just resigned to at least four years of a shit show they all of sudden wanted to hear what was worried about. I guess my quiet response was ominous enough that they second guessed their stance but I just told them that the time for discussing it was over and they would see soon. Right along with the rest of us. None of them gloated or wanted to talk to me about it after that. Several of them are big union guys and a few are immigrants to.

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u/Dzov 1d ago

My favorite is how they now care about Elon censoring people on Twitter, but they didn’t care at all when democrats were getting censored. I’m enjoying their outrage and suffering.

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u/22poppills 1d ago

The blame game started right once Trump sided with Israel.

A bunch of babies needing to be told the stove is hot, then they touch it, then get mad we didn't do enough even though they didn't listen.

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u/CatProgrammer 1d ago

 once Trump sided with Israel.

When has he ever not been in support of Israel? Or rather, Netanyahu and co. Don't think he has any particular care for Israelis in general.

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u/22poppills 1d ago

Muslim Americans who voted in mass for Trump

Fools abound, I doubt Trump really cares about anything that isn't himself.

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u/octopush123 1d ago

I thought I'd have to wait until the Ides of March, instead it's a Christmas Miracle ❤️

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u/EssBeeUK 1d ago

Thank you! Appreciate the explanation..

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u/20_mile 1d ago

Adrian Dittmer

The new John Barron!

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u/Pwthrowrug 1d ago

This isn't Adrian's first appearance - he's even been a guest on Info Wars a couple of times.

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u/waitingtoconnect 1d ago

Womp womp

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u/Fallen_Jalter 1d ago

I'm surprised he hasn't banned her yet. Bet he'll use the excuse that she was bring 'toxic'

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u/camofluff 1d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/petdoc1991 1d ago

Glorious. Thank you.

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u/Legendventure 1d ago

Thank you for your service :)

I've had such a wonderful day!

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u/technopaegan 1d ago

please tell me you screen recorded. this is amazing

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u/aetryx 1d ago

The call is recorded, I’m not recording bc it will def be uploaded as soon as this ends, there are 6100 people in here rn

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u/Next_Response_3898 1d ago

Please post a link! Thank you for the updates 🤩

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u/Philadahlphia 1d ago

the sermon in the beginning is so self righteous and deaf to "christ's" teachings. LMAO Adrian just started talking it's 100% Elon. Their mic is also two times clearer and louder.

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u/pebberphp 1d ago

I was gonna say, he has a pretty specific voice. Unless he’s using a voice changer or is physically trying to change his voice, it would be hard to not recognize him (also in the way he says things)

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u/ParkerFree 1d ago

Nick Fuentes has joined the Space and is speaking now.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 1d ago

Yikes … what a bunch of tools

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u/TobyOrNotTobyEU 1d ago

It's interesting that he would even bring up racism allegations in connection to the demonitisation of Loomer. The whole point of buying Twitter was to make racism protected speech? You can't then suddenly use that as an excuse for silencing someone when they criticise you.

I hope they implode further. Right wingers are not your friends. Billionaires are not your friends. They are also not each other's friends. Sadly, they have (had) some common goals.

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u/NothingAndNow111 1d ago

Oh my god they really haven't matured past the tween years.

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u/rainbowchimken 1d ago

Lmao this is what happens when they think the billionaires are their friends.

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u/Crush-N-It 1d ago

This is amazing. Thank you for keeping us current.

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u/lilchocochip 1d ago

Oh my god that was a beautiful summary. Perfect reading before bedtime for me lmao

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u/Bartellomio 1d ago

The PTSD from Cancle Culture but is a hoot

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u/rogerdaltry 1d ago

Claiming debilitating PTSD from “cancel culture” has to be one of the funniest but also most insulting things I’ve ever heard. Never mind the folks who fought in bogus wars, it’s not nearly as bad as people disliking you fit being racist 🥺🥺 /s

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u/ItsMinnieYall 1d ago

The update about them thanking her despite being Jewish is the one that killed me. Thank you so much for this.

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u/RunicCross 1d ago

"Adrian" is so definitely Elon it's not even funny. Dude can't even mask his own accent.

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u/L_obsoleta 1d ago

Musk has always been a snowflake. I got perm banned from X right after Elon took over for pointing out how he was censoring criticism of himself.

So I guess that's one good thing Musk did, helped get me off that cesspool of a site.

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u/Stop_Sign 1d ago

Oh my god inject this into my veins

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u/Cut_Lanky 1d ago

Thank you for the play-by-play!!! I'm not savvy enough to navigate Twitter, lol, so I really really appreciate this!

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u/Author_A_McGrath 1d ago

I honestly wish I could find a recording of this.

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u/felixthemeister 1d ago

F for your popcorn supply.

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u/dnuohxof-1 1d ago

God damn this must’ve been entertaining to follow in real time

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u/Resil202 1d ago

This play by play is amazing, you are doing God's work

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