r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 1d ago

MAGA Turns on DOGE

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u/JonBoy82 1d ago

Alt-Right Christianity vs Sociopathic Tech Billionaires

Let them Fight!

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u/loptopandbingo 1d ago

Can't they do it somewhere else? They can go fight over who gets to be Ruler of the Moon or something.

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u/Intelligent-Tie-4466 1d ago

Cage match on Mars! Two assholes enter, hopefully neither leave...

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u/naazzttyy 1d ago

Who run Bartertown?

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u/Ok-Barnacle-7625 1d ago

Master Blaster runs Bartertown. I know some people with a real Thunderdome and weapons. We can watch them fight it out.

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u/zenunseen 1d ago

Can't wait until someone throws Elon off of Hell in a Cell, plummeting sixteen feet through an announcers table

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u/ride_whenever 1d ago

Two assholes enter, we all leave, not really any sort of conclusion made.

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u/mjayultra 1d ago

They do NOT get the Moon in the divorce. They can have Mars and that’s final.

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u/Reatona 1d ago

Mars sounds just right.  Although it might provoke the Martians into attacking Earth.

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u/xenomorphsithlord 1d ago

No! Why does Mars have to pay for their stupidity? No one cares about Mercury, they can have it.

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u/Prestigious_Shop_997 1d ago

That explains the drones and orbs we're supposed to ignore.

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u/nomoneyforufellas 1d ago

Let’s deport Musk and every billionaire and Christian nationalist to Mars!

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u/FireEmblemFan1 1d ago

Drumpf too while we're at it. He's the son of an anchor baby, and his grandfather is an ILLEGAL JOB STEALING NO GOOD DIRTY IMMIGRANT FROM GERM-ANY!!!!!!!

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u/QuestionableIdeas 1d ago

I vote for Uranus

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 1d ago

No, we like our moon. Better make it Venus.

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u/StarintheShadows 1d ago

Pluto’s probably feeling lonely ever since it was kicked out of the planetary family. Just saying.

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 1d ago

I gotta tell ya, this is all Pulto’s fault. Pluto moving into Aquarius was never going to end up well for us: I am aware of how crazy this sounds but, I stand by it.

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u/StarintheShadows 1d ago

Perhaps if we offer Pluto a sacrifice or two?

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 1d ago

I believe Hecate is the girl you might wanna hit up with some offerings. She’s cunty but benevolent if you feed her.

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u/LiluLay 1d ago

And pet her dogs.

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u/Steliossmash 1d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/invisible_panda 1d ago

Wait until 2026 when Neptune and Saturn conjunct at 0 degrees Aires and Uranus moves into Gemini.

All the generational planets are switching into fire/air signs. If you believe any of the astrology stuff, it's about to get wayyyyuld.

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u/AnarZak 1d ago

this is clear solid thinking for the win

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

Why not the sun?

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u/36monsters 1d ago

Send them to Jupiter - it's all hot gas just like them. It will feel like home.

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u/BellyDancerEm 1d ago

And may they both lose

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u/BringBackAoE 1d ago

I’m curious why she didn’t mention Peter Thiel.

JD Vance is Peter Thiel’s “project” and placeholder. Peter Thiel and Elon Musk have been business partners, and launched a joint thingy to help Trump win.

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u/MehKarma 1d ago

Let’s get ready to rumble!!!!!

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u/AkronRonin 1d ago

Double Fatality

We could only hope.

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u/CosmicContessa 1d ago

I miss Celebrity Death Match.

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 1d ago

I hope this ends like the Spice Girls vs Hanson fight.

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u/netraider29 1d ago

Unfortunately people who are actually on H1B will now be the victims of hate though they have neither voted for these governments and done nothing apart from do things legally in this country :/

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u/MindForeverWandering 1d ago

Not much of a fight – the people with all the power versus the “betrayed” loyalists without any. Bambi meets Godzilla would seem to be an appropriate comparison.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 1d ago

They're really doing the whole spiderman pointing meme with the "You can't be trusted"

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u/ArmyDelicious2510 1d ago

Good. The religious right is an effective weapon in America. I'll happily fuck the rich with that bat all day long.

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u/postmortemstardom 1d ago

I'm so so glad I left USA ~2 years ago lol. Things are about to implode.