r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

MAGA Turns on DOGE

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u/JonBoy82 1d ago

Alt-Right Christianity vs Sociopathic Tech Billionaires

Let them Fight!

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u/loptopandbingo 1d ago

Can't they do it somewhere else? They can go fight over who gets to be Ruler of the Moon or something.

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u/mjayultra 1d ago

They do NOT get the Moon in the divorce. They can have Mars and that’s final.

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u/Reatona 1d ago

Mars sounds just right.  Although it might provoke the Martians into attacking Earth.

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u/xenomorphsithlord 1d ago

No! Why does Mars have to pay for their stupidity? No one cares about Mercury, they can have it.

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u/Prestigious_Shop_997 1d ago

That explains the drones and orbs we're supposed to ignore.