r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 1d ago

MAGA Turns on DOGE

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 1d ago

No, we like our moon. Better make it Venus.

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u/StarintheShadows 1d ago

Pluto’s probably feeling lonely ever since it was kicked out of the planetary family. Just saying.

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 1d ago

I gotta tell ya, this is all Pulto’s fault. Pluto moving into Aquarius was never going to end up well for us: I am aware of how crazy this sounds but, I stand by it.

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u/StarintheShadows 1d ago

Perhaps if we offer Pluto a sacrifice or two?

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 1d ago

I believe Hecate is the girl you might wanna hit up with some offerings. She’s cunty but benevolent if you feed her.

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u/LiluLay 1d ago

And pet her dogs.

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u/Steliossmash 1d ago

She turned me into a newt!