r/Jokes • u/inspire_me_please • Oct 24 '20

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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u/avascrzyfknmom Oct 24 '20

Fuck ! Which cartoon reference is that ?

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u/pussyeater0069 Oct 24 '20

Family guy. Of course.

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u/avascrzyfknmom Oct 24 '20

I could remember if it was family guy or American dad.