r/Jokes • u/inspire_me_please • Oct 24 '20

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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u/sharkbite123 Oct 24 '20

You literally just stole this, and reworded it slightly

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u/Relevant-Giraffe7200 Oct 24 '20

Damn, should have known better. Nicely done.

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u/aquaticthickshell Oct 25 '20

How could someone disgrace r/jokes like that?!

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u/PPF_Elite Oct 24 '20

Dammit

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u/boukhfif Oct 24 '20

motherfucker!

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u/BlackDragon829 Oct 25 '20

SON OF A BITCH

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u/NerdyBreadstick42 Oct 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Gaelahad Oct 25 '20

It's probably the original.