r/FridgeDetective • u/Logical-Iron1044 • 15d ago
My ex boyfriends fridge that I’ve thought about every day for two years Meta
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u/ol_lady_184 15d ago
He put all his eggs in one basket? He lives on the wild side.
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u/Rostima 15d ago
No he doesn’t. Most are in the basket, some are on the door.
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u/ol_lady_184 15d ago
You must not know the proverb "don't put all your eggs in one basket'
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u/frankiejayiii 15d ago
abs are made in the kitchen
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u/BradMathews 15d ago
Anti lock brakes save lives
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u/olympianfap 15d ago
Seatbelts save lives
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u/theFields97 15d ago
Sex makes lives
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u/OddlyArtemis 15d ago
T-rexes take lives.
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u/watekebb 14d ago
Abs are made in the kitchen, and so are poops. I would hate to see this guy’s.
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u/FlowVast5725 15d ago
Do tell me more..
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u/missy_inc 15d ago
Basically, you cant outwork a bad diet. You likely cant have abs + unhealthy diet (unless you're one of those lucky people with crazy metabolisms)
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u/Free_Juggernaut8292 15d ago
metabolism haver here ✋
if u dont have abs by default then calorie deficit is far more important than training abs to get them. unfortunately, many ppl store fat in their ab area so even losing fat might not be enough
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u/missy_inc 15d ago
Lucky! I am the latter and always have to watch my diet, unfortunately. Weight training helps bc more muscle = more cals burned at a resting rate!
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u/foggygoggleman 15d ago
No one has the metabolism to truly eat like shit and have abs. It just doesn’t differ that much. It doesn’t even really slow down as we age, we just usually slow down.
Whenever someone says you can’t outwork a bad diet I laugh, they’ve never met my buddy who goes out for “a light 10 mile jog” very often. Dude probably runs 2 half marathons a week lol
If you lift weights and do average cardio you need to make them abs in the kitchen
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u/Jumpy_Bullfrog_3354 15d ago
They do... My ex husband was one! He always had abs and absolutely always ate like shit barely ever worked out until he joined the military. They have noW diminished with age of course. But younger years he was rock hard and it didn't matter what he ate or did. Laziest sob until he joined lol.
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u/OnePaleontologist687 14d ago
I went to high school with a kid that was the star of the football and basketball teams and he ate cookies everyday for lunch.
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u/edgeumakated 15d ago
I eat like garbage and have abs. Haven’t done a work out In over a couple of months and will eat super shitty still got them
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u/MentionMaterial 15d ago
Visible abs are frequently an indicator of someone who appears “healthy” but is in fact living a very miserable life - spoken as a lifter of 20 years.
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u/Any_Leg_1998 15d ago
Bro has a flask in that fridge too, absolute mad man.
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u/pekingsewer 15d ago
And a bottle of gin at the bottom 😂
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u/Responsible_Brick_35 15d ago
I straight up thought that was some type of aloe drink lol
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u/boredENT9113 15d ago
I think that's Japanese whiskey but I could be wrong.
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u/pekingsewer 15d ago
Nah, it's definitely gin. That company also makes whiskey but that's the gin label.
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u/angrytreestump 15d ago
This is just every basic bro in college’s mini fridge lol. That’s why it’s a mini fridge; that floor you’re looking at is 50/50 dorm or frat house.
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u/nickwoes 15d ago
The farts out of that boy must have been terrible
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u/Express_Area_8359 15d ago
He used to Dutch oven her after sex
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u/anonaponamous 15d ago
He’s in jail now for gassing his recent gf to death.
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u/Express_Area_8359 15d ago
See right now scientists are studying a fly. Y not him farts n methane as a source of fuel… more chili restaurants. N Taco Bell
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u/mashapicchu 15d ago
At least that's lactose free milk, but I don't think it really matters if all you eat is eggs and milk
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u/sour_muffin 15d ago
Gym bro.
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u/DaedricDad 13d ago
Yea this is what my fridge looks like too but those fair life’s milks are like 5 bucks a pop, usually go through 6 eggs a day and one of these babies
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u/Character-Habit4505 15d ago
My husband also CHUGS through fairlife. He goes through 3-4 a week it scares me
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u/ISmokeWinstons 15d ago
Shit, the chocolate fairlife makes me want to drink 3-4 a week 😂
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u/Ilovehamcroissants 15d ago
I'll wake up in the middle of the night to serve myself a cup Then I tell myself another cup would be good. Before I know it I already serve myself like 5 more. Then I'll challenge myself and say man one more wouldn't hurt.
Then I can't even lay down because of how full I am.
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u/No_Grapefruit7091 14d ago
Hell, I just open the fridge and start ripping it straight out the jug. Chocolate Fairlife is a problem. Too good.
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u/Ilovehamcroissants 14d ago
Yes! The chocolate one is the one I'm talking about! It's so damn good once you take a sip you can't stop.
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u/GigaCheco 13d ago
I didn’t know I had a long lost twin and after reading your username I’m convinced.
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u/Thatdewd57 15d ago
Oof. I can’t do milk like that anymore. It’s all Almond milk for me. Maybe I drink a carton in 2-3 weeks.
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u/Omwtfyu 15d ago
Fairlife is lactose free and tastes amazing, just in case you didn't know.
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u/RampagingElks 15d ago
If I had the money, I would too (when I started buying them, they were 5$. Now, they're 8$...)
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u/sassafrassaclassa 15d ago
I basically live off of milk. Fairlife chocolate milk mixed with skim milk all day and one meal at night after work.
That stuff keeps me fit as hell.
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u/dirt_shitters 15d ago
I used to drink a full whole milk fairlife a day during the week when I was in the gym a lot and bulking. I would get the chocolate milk on the weekends
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u/T0eBeanz 15d ago
This is like if my stepdad was the only person living in my house. We literally had to put a fridge in the garage to contain all of the Fairlife that he drinks more than a jug of every single day and the dozens of eggs he buys every time he goes to the store, just to be able to have space in the "main" fridge for the people who don't exist on just eggs and highly processed milk.
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u/fudgerpudger412 15d ago
At least he has some chocolate (a vegetable) and some vodka (a vegetable)
Maybe he’s a hen laying eggs
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u/OwlofMinervaAtDusk 15d ago
He holds a grudge against fiber / prefers to poop “in a loud and explosive manly way”
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u/fudgerpudger412 15d ago
I love that the eggs overflow that he has to put it in the door area
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u/TruCelt 15d ago
I'm betting those are the raw ones in the door; the basket is boiled, I bet.
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u/Prize-Honey4593 15d ago
the flask is a nice touch
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u/Lanky_Rhubarb1900 15d ago
And the bottle of Roku gin at the bottom
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u/Prize-Honey4593 15d ago
a man of horrible taste
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u/pekingsewer 15d ago
Roku is good wtf are you on about
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u/Economy_Wall8524 15d ago
No one likes gin. Gin drinkers are their own kind. My BFF is a gin drinker and I’ll always drink at his place. Though definitely not my cup of tea.
Edit: not that I drink at his place all the time, more of meaning when I do go to his house I expect gin to be in the freezer and not whiskey.
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u/Elegant-Invite-5174 15d ago
You’re wrong. Gin is good and non-alcoholics don’t like it cause they heard it was for old men once.
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15d ago
Lives like a single lactosentolerant man.
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14d ago edited 14d ago
tbh fair life is ultra filtered lactose free and this
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14d ago
The blue one is reduced fat 2% milk and the chocolate is lactose free.
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14d ago
The blue one is lactose free as well, fair life does not sell milk with lactose. "lactosentolerant man" is inaccurate, there isn't any lactose in this photo.
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u/Opposite-Promise-878 15d ago
Body builder? Possibly a fan a of the GOMAD diet. “Gallon of milk a day”
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u/Logical-Iron1044 14d ago edited 14d ago
Idk if y’all will be able to see this but I need to dispel a few things:
Bro was not very muscular. He was very lean and well-defined. It was a solid look and typically what he seemed to be going for.
He wasn’t like body odor stinky. He smelled like melted plastic and pantene conditioner. It wasn’t necessarily a bad smell.
He went to the gym only once in the time I knew him and preferred to work out at home, only doing body weight exercises with no weights.
This was his only fridge. He did have a freezer that had salmon and chicken in it. Occasionally a pizza if it was special.
He wasn’t a bad person I don’t think. We were just really bad for eachother and had a lot of growing up to do before jumping into something 💀
I think about the fridge bc it’s funny/comes up in my Snapchat memories and not bc the sex was bad like.. please don’t be weird?
Also dude if you see this somehow I am so sorry I didn’t even know this blew up until a friend sent it to me like “is this *** fridge??” Like oh shit 💀💀 my fault. Hope you’re doing well and you get a kick out of this
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u/Quietwaterz 15d ago
This isn't a refrigerator. It's a promotional ad for the Dairy Farmers of America.
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u/electricmischief 15d ago
He's a government economist tracking the cost of milk and eggs for CPI calculations 😆
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u/Wonderful_irish 15d ago
If the fridge is what you think about..better he an ex and best you move on to newer model of 'fridge'
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u/Character-Bid-7747 15d ago
I drink a lot of milk but that is pretty excessive. Fortunately Fair Life milk lasts a while
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u/Frosty_Giraffe4502 15d ago
Your ex bf is delusional if he thinks eating so many eggs and drinking so much milk is healthy. Everything in moderation.
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u/seamallorca 15d ago
You're in love with your ex's fridge?
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u/Economy_Wall8524 15d ago
They said they want your dog, in their tinder profile, but it was a long game for milk and eggs the whole time.
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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 15d ago
I picture him drinking the eggs like Rocky then chasing it with fairlife but going to an over lit super corporate gym instead of running through a dimly lit post industrial neighborhood...
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u/luckycoastal 15d ago
Was your ex-bf Gaston? The quantity and storage method for eggs is crazy