r/FridgeDetective 15d ago

My ex boyfriends fridge that I’ve thought about every day for two years Meta

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u/frankiejayiii 15d ago

abs are made in the kitchen

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u/BradMathews 15d ago

Anti lock brakes save lives

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u/olympianfap 15d ago

Seatbelts save lives

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u/Daetwyle 15d ago

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

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u/WoobiesWoobo 15d ago

The strongest steel is forged in a dumpster fire

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u/nickHuckabee 15d ago

Says the government

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u/theFields97 15d ago

Sex makes lives

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u/OddlyArtemis 15d ago

T-rexes take lives.

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u/Complete-Priority916 15d ago

Ovens bake lives.

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u/IssaStraw 15d ago

Only the German ones

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/No-Needleworker-4283 15d ago

I don't know where you come from, but where Reddit comes from, we value freedom of speech.

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u/2aboveaverage 15d ago

Except for getting banned for saying the wrong free speech.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 15d ago

Who is trying to arrest you for speaking? This has nothing to do with freedom of speech

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u/No-Needleworker-4283 15d ago

I interpreted, "This isn't the place." To be in regards to the stupid Nazi Joke. Regardless of whether or not I like it, dude does have the freedom to say his piece.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 15d ago

Thick thighs saves lives

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u/Intrepid_Writing5440 13d ago

Sexual brakes prevent lives

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u/watekebb 14d ago

Abs are made in the kitchen, and so are poops. I would hate to see this guy’s.

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u/FlowVast5725 15d ago

Do tell me more..

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u/missy_inc 15d ago

Basically, you cant outwork a bad diet. You likely cant have abs + unhealthy diet (unless you're one of those lucky people with crazy metabolisms)

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u/Free_Juggernaut8292 15d ago

metabolism haver here ✋

if u dont have abs by default then calorie deficit is far more important than training abs to get them. unfortunately, many ppl store fat in their ab area so even losing fat might not be enough

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u/missy_inc 15d ago

Lucky! I am the latter and always have to watch my diet, unfortunately. Weight training helps bc more muscle = more cals burned at a resting rate!

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u/BuildThatWall42069 15d ago

Barely

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 15d ago

Yeah your body is an incredibly efficient machine and will adjust itself to your activity and diet pretty quickly. You need to be (not) eating a big enough deficit that your body has no choice but to use itself as energy. The amount of energy your body uses doing even extreme physical activity is pretty laughable compared to your baseline metabolism to stay alive. Ultimately you can’t pump your way to losing weight without serious changes to your diet.

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u/BuildThatWall42069 15d ago

You’re right and wrong at the same time. “Weight” loss and gain is strictly calories in vs calories out. But you’re so wrong about physical activity burning barely more than your metabolic baseline…especially as somebody who does hard physical labor for a living, like me.

But yes, weight change does require a diet change, depending on your goals. Where those calories come from doesn’t matter when it comes to your actual weight.

But to say exercise makes a laughable difference is absolutely ridiculous. It literally shifts the balance of calories in/calories out, and by quite a bit depending on how much you do.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 15d ago edited 15d ago

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5556592/ Scientifically speaking physical activity has a limited effect on weight loss. I respect your experience but our science on energy usage has shown that people who exercise don’t lose any more weight, because while they use more energy in their exercise their bodies become more efficient because they’re improving their cardiovascular health. People who do over 7 hours of hard aerobic exercise WERE found to have very minor improvements in weight outcomes over those who didn’t but 5 pounds over 8 months for 240 hours of work is absurd.

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u/BuildThatWall42069 15d ago

Multiple times at the end when speaking of maintaining weight loss it clearly states that more exercise has a better outcome…

And the science is simple, calories in/calories out. Which can be adjusted 2 ways; more exercise or physical activity or change in diet.

Also overall it seems they use an hour a day. I do manual labor for 10-14 hrs a day when we have our regular season. You’ve got guys who start the season in April at 200 lbs that will drop to 165–170 in 7 months. I typically drop about 35 lbs every season, and actually make it a point to put it back on in the winter (I’m into powerlifting).

I can say from experience I have to eat significantly more when I’m working than I do otherwise.

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u/cheese4hands 14d ago

2 waysto look at it... Lucky in a place where food is a surplus... unlucky in a food scarce environment.

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u/BuildThatWall42069 15d ago

Metabolism is directly related to weight, age and gender…you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

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u/Free_Juggernaut8292 14d ago

i actually do! i know that "fast metabolism" actually means low appetite/good muscle building/low fat storing genetics, but i am not a prick so i dont correct people!

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u/Uncommon_Wisdom 15d ago

So hungry all the time...lol

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u/foggygoggleman 15d ago

No one has the metabolism to truly eat like shit and have abs. It just doesn’t differ that much. It doesn’t even really slow down as we age, we just usually slow down.

Whenever someone says you can’t outwork a bad diet I laugh, they’ve never met my buddy who goes out for “a light 10 mile jog” very often. Dude probably runs 2 half marathons a week lol

If you lift weights and do average cardio you need to make them abs in the kitchen

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u/Jumpy_Bullfrog_3354 15d ago

They do... My ex husband was one! He always had abs and absolutely always ate like shit barely ever worked out until he joined the military. They have noW diminished with age of course. But younger years he was rock hard and it didn't matter what he ate or did. Laziest sob until he joined lol.

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u/OnePaleontologist687 15d ago

I went to high school with a kid that was the star of the football and basketball teams and he ate cookies everyday for lunch.

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u/foggygoggleman 15d ago

He didn’t eat enough to get fat and he was active enough

I’m just saying usually these stories usually if someone gave me literally what they ate during that time in their life and their activity level, it explains it.

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u/Jumpy_Bullfrog_3354 15d ago

He ate crappy chilli dogs from gas stations , got high a lot drank a lot of alcohol and ate more chilli dogs, Doritos etc. seriously he ate a lot. I couldn't believe it lol! It's just how he was. It wasn't until later in life after leaving the military when he started to gain a little weight and lose his abs.

Idk if it means much but he was also 6'7 but trust me the way he smokes he ate a shit load of junk.

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u/foggygoggleman 15d ago

BOOOOM

He’s 6’7 dude. I love how I’m always right on this shit

Not to mention military and what job did he do lol? He’s like textbook what I was talking about haha

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u/NonsensePlanet 15d ago

He did eat like shit. Just not in a calorie surplus. Both can be true.

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u/Jumpy_Bullfrog_3354 15d ago

Idk he eats the same now.... Does the same now, actually he is more active now than he was back then. As he works more and has a job that demands harder labor. ( Except while he was in the military) And he has put on more weight now. We are still great friends we've known each other since grade school. And he is def still smoking the same if not more lol!!

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u/foggygoggleman 14d ago

Yep, very true, that’s really my point out into w concise statement hah

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u/sleepgang 15d ago

I am one with the metabolism and AB’s

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u/edgeumakated 15d ago

I eat like garbage and have abs. Haven’t done a work out In over a couple of months and will eat super shitty still got them

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u/foggygoggleman 14d ago

I bet my point stands. You probably don’t eat much

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u/Sami_Babi06 14d ago

And definitely under 30

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u/foggygoggleman 14d ago

Again, I’m over 30 and age is usually an excuse

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u/sweetpup915 14d ago

I bet your buddy still eats healthy....bc a big Mac meal from McDonald's puts more calories back into him than his morning jog.

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u/MentionMaterial 15d ago

Visible abs are frequently an indicator of someone who appears “healthy” but is in fact living a very miserable life - spoken as a lifter of 20 years.

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u/Any_Instance4922 15d ago

That’s basically me, all I eat is the bar food at my job and I burn everything else so I stay pretty skinny at the same time I exercise too but not often

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u/SmokedBeef 15d ago

They start in the kitchen but they’re forged in the gym or the worksite

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u/Tommy_Tuffknuckles 15d ago

Loud pipes save lives

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u/itshappytime 15d ago

his fridge had more emotional impact than the relationship

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u/Educational-Okra-799 15d ago

No more or less than any other muscle.

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u/Stevieeeer 14d ago

I’d like to refine that to: Abs are made in the gym but revealed in the kitchen.

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u/MasterLiKhao 13d ago

"Hello, my name is Johnny Hotbody, I come from the city of Absville in the nation of Bodylande!"

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u/krispy7 11d ago

my favorite exercise for abs is "fork put downs"

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u/RadaR_6 15d ago

*Made in the gym but revealed in the kitchen