r/FridgeDetective 15d ago

My ex boyfriends fridge that I’ve thought about every day for two years Meta

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u/BradMathews 15d ago

Anti lock brakes save lives

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u/olympianfap 15d ago

Seatbelts save lives

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u/Daetwyle 15d ago

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

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u/WoobiesWoobo 15d ago

The strongest steel is forged in a dumpster fire

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u/nickHuckabee 15d ago

Says the government

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u/theFields97 15d ago

Sex makes lives

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u/OddlyArtemis 15d ago

T-rexes take lives.

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u/Complete-Priority916 15d ago

Ovens bake lives.

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u/IssaStraw 15d ago

Only the German ones

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/No-Needleworker-4283 15d ago

I don't know where you come from, but where Reddit comes from, we value freedom of speech.

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u/2aboveaverage 15d ago

Except for getting banned for saying the wrong free speech.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 15d ago

Who is trying to arrest you for speaking? This has nothing to do with freedom of speech

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u/No-Needleworker-4283 15d ago

I interpreted, "This isn't the place." To be in regards to the stupid Nazi Joke. Regardless of whether or not I like it, dude does have the freedom to say his piece.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 15d ago

Thick thighs saves lives

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u/Intrepid_Writing5440 13d ago

Sexual brakes prevent lives