r/FridgeDetective Oct 23 '24

what does my fridge tell you Meta

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let me hear it

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u/BonezOz Oct 23 '24

Your liver, kidneys and heart hate you. You've got enough fat around your heart and internal organs that certain Japanese research vessels are actively hunting you while Greenpeace is trying to keep you from being harpooned. The only time your lips touch water is when you go swimming.

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u/dickdogbeforesunset Oct 23 '24

…except, you never go swimming