r/Eugene Oct 19 '24

Eugene problems. jiggly

My truck won't start unless there's a pink Jerry's lumber recipt on the dash.

What is your specific 'Eugene' problem?

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u/Impeach-Individual-1 Oct 19 '24

Getting shot with a BB gun.

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u/kurinbo Oct 19 '24

Somebody threw a biscuit at me from a car window once. (They missed)

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u/Maynards_Mama Oct 19 '24

A hand-crafted artisan biscuit made from the finest quality locally-sourced ingredients, of course.

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u/FoxPsychological9323 Oct 19 '24

....English biscuit or American?

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u/kurinbo Oct 19 '24

American. A roll

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u/opalmirrorx Oct 20 '24

there's a Monty Python sketch like that in their Search for the Holy Grail...

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u/puppyxguts Oct 20 '24

That's happened to my partner more than once, seems to happen often. I wonder if it's the same people in the different instances