r/Aquariums • u/florencejr11 • Dec 18 '21

When Walmart stopped selling fish they should’ve considered aquariums too. Cichlid

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u/Nixie9 Dec 18 '21

Ah, the four aquarium types, coldwater, tropical, cichlids and oscar! And why does every tank get a pleco?

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u/florencejr11 Dec 18 '21

To eat the poop, algae, and leftover food of course

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u/Funktapus Dec 19 '21

I think plecos do water changes too

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u/alexmahy Dec 19 '21

Will it also do my taxes?

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u/JohnMichaels19 Dec 19 '21

Only if you ask nicely

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u/SycoJack Dec 19 '21

I'd recommend against it. I let my pleco do my taxes one year and the IRS audited me because they said my return was fishy.

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u/mojoegojoe Dec 19 '21

My pleco YOLO'd my life's savings on fake cyptos, the fool. Don't trust em!

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u/ladyofthelathe Dec 19 '21

I think I read it's post over at r/wallstreetbets last winter... maybe spring?

Told everyone GME was a bad investment.

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u/Oddomar Dec 19 '21

That moment you find out your pleco is a catfish. #catfished

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u/Chef_Pizza_Lover Dec 19 '21

Should've given him an algae wafer mine surfed through my taxes and it went swimmingly

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u/rebbystiltskin19 Dec 19 '21

I wish I could upvote this more than once

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u/Trishtish707 Dec 19 '21

I can’t stop laughing at this

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Don't try it, I had my bristlenose file my taxes for 3 years and am now on trial for tax fraud

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u/alexmahy Dec 19 '21

Typical Bottom Feeders

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u/Moo_Kau Dec 19 '21

thats lawyers, not accountants.

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u/ameierk Dec 19 '21

That bristlenose got my daughter into college!

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u/PretendCockroach Dec 19 '21

Mine won a Senate seat.

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u/saampinaali Dec 19 '21

No but mine used to pay the utility bill

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u/PhD-Mom Dec 19 '21

Mine only pays utilities bills.

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u/averyangryshampoo Dec 19 '21

No but it can do urmom