Someone who's in good spirits

Woody from Toy Story goes limp when a kid walks in the room

I've never been inside a mansion

It completely bombed!

Because of their Magic Johnson

Because she does everything she's told to do.

His wife asked how everything went and if he discussed his difficulty staying hard with the doc.

He says, "it went well, and the doctor said erectile dysfunction can often be cured through diet and exercise."

"That's wonderful news!" his wife replies with enthusiasm.

The guy responds, "I'm so glad you think so. I already signed you up with Jenny Craig and Curves!"

Over easy.

In unrelated news I’m terrible at darts

He nuts and bolts

Turns out it was 8 or 9 inches.

Is what body part is stiff in the morning.

You can't hear an enzyme.

But no one will do it.

and about 60 teeth?

The graveyard shift crew at Waffle House.

A school crossing after I’ve passed through

Blood around the hole.

Fine, I'll wear a condom.

A Master Baiter!

"No, and I don't give a flying fuck!"

It's too easy to get off on the wrong foot

Auto - Erect

Put a nipple on it.