r/Unclejokes • u/Petethedude46 • 18h ago

Whats the difference between a Priest and Woody from Toy Story?

113 Upvotes

Woody from Toy Story goes limp when a kid walks in the room

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r/Unclejokes • u/MyGlitteris • 9h ago

what do you call an alcoholic in a liquor store?

60 Upvotes

Someone who's in good spirits

5 comments

jokes to tell your brother's kids but not your kids

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