r/spaceporn • u/MistWeaver80 • Dec 29 '20

Jupiter. Juno probe took this shot. Related Content

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u/joelhagraphy Dec 29 '20

I mean... Just because they could survive something different than us doesn't automatically make them scary or a threat to us.

They could be our protectors, for all we know.

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u/VGNPWR Dec 29 '20

Jupiter IS THE GREAT PROTECTOR EATING SO MANY ASTEROIDS AND COMETS THAT DON'T GET PAST JUPITER. IS LITERALLY PROTECTING US WITH ITS HUGE GRAVITY PULL. I THINK BRENTFAVREVIKING ABOVE IS AN IDIOT. JUST SAYING.

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u/Dallacar Dec 29 '20

I mean technically Jupiter and the Sun are the reason we don't have a planet/planets where the big asteroid belt is now. The gravity between the two is too strong.

Destroyed other chances at cool planets haha.

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u/RiftedEnergy Dec 29 '20

Or... it was a planet, long ago. And it housed an advanced civilization that knew its demise was imminent. They sent a single son to a planet called Earth.

You think its Superman, nah, its Adam.

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u/dzastrus Dec 29 '20

That's okay, they're both Jews and that's not a bad way to start any planet.

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u/_Random_Username_ Dec 29 '20

Jewpiter

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u/Amberella91 Dec 29 '20

This whole thread made me laugh but this was like the ribbon on top lmao

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u/_Random_Username_ Dec 29 '20

Thanks for the rocket! I'll be sure to use it responsibly.. >:)

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Dec 29 '20

It all makes sense now.

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u/dankomz146 Dec 30 '20

I fucking knew it !!

Adam Sander is immortal

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u/joelhagraphy Jan 03 '21

How did this one son reproduce by himself??

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u/RiftedEnergy Jan 03 '21

They sent a single daughter

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u/joelhagraphy Jan 03 '21

So the mother and father earthlings were INCEST? This explains why we're all so stupid