r/spaceporn Dec 29 '20

Jupiter. Juno probe took this shot. Related Content

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u/BrentFavreViking Dec 29 '20

Whether They Ever Find Life There Or Not, I Think Jupiter Should Be Considered An Enemy Planet.

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u/Heres_your_sign Dec 29 '20

especially if they find life there. Terrifying to think what could survive in that atmosphere...

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u/joelhagraphy Dec 29 '20

I mean... Just because they could survive something different than us doesn't automatically make them scary or a threat to us.

They could be our protectors, for all we know.

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u/VGNPWR Dec 29 '20

Jupiter IS THE GREAT PROTECTOR EATING SO MANY ASTEROIDS AND COMETS THAT DON'T GET PAST JUPITER. IS LITERALLY PROTECTING US WITH ITS HUGE GRAVITY PULL. I THINK BRENTFAVREVIKING ABOVE IS AN IDIOT. JUST SAYING.

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u/Dallacar Dec 29 '20

I mean technically Jupiter and the Sun are the reason we don't have a planet/planets where the big asteroid belt is now. The gravity between the two is too strong.

Destroyed other chances at cool planets haha.

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u/RiftedEnergy Dec 29 '20

Or... it was a planet, long ago. And it housed an advanced civilization that knew its demise was imminent. They sent a single son to a planet called Earth.

You think its Superman, nah, its Adam.

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u/dzastrus Dec 29 '20

That's okay, they're both Jews and that's not a bad way to start any planet.

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u/_Random_Username_ Dec 29 '20

Jewpiter

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u/Amberella91 Dec 29 '20

This whole thread made me laugh but this was like the ribbon on top lmao

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u/_Random_Username_ Dec 29 '20

Thanks for the rocket! I'll be sure to use it responsibly.. >:)

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Dec 29 '20

It all makes sense now.

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u/dankomz146 Dec 30 '20

I fucking knew it !!

Adam Sander is immortal

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u/joelhagraphy Jan 03 '21

How did this one son reproduce by himself??

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u/RiftedEnergy Jan 03 '21

They sent a single daughter

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u/joelhagraphy Jan 03 '21

So the mother and father earthlings were INCEST? This explains why we're all so stupid

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u/RustyGirder Dec 29 '20

I'm not sure if this is true. The total mass of the asteroid belt, of which Ceres is 25%, is I something like 4% of our Moon's mass. That would make it one tiny planet.

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u/Dallacar Dec 29 '20

I took an Astronomy class last semester for my major, my professor said something along the lines of "the gravity between the Sun and Jupiter keeps the asteroids in the belt from forming into larger bodies and from joining together with other bodies in our solar system."

This has been true since the formation of Jupiter according to what she said. I just thought it was interesting, perhaps I should have paid more attention in class so I could explain it better :)

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u/RustyGirder Jan 03 '21 edited Jan 03 '21

Sorry for the late reply, and sorry if I didn't communicate my general point well. I think, if I remember accurately, what I was disputing was that a planet might have possibly formed there under somewhat different circumstances, mainly given the general lack of matter there now. If my words came across as implying that this:

"the gravity between the Sun and Jupiter keeps the asteroids in the belt from forming into larger bodies and from joining together with other bodies in our solar system."

...was incorrect, I really do apologise as, as I understand it, that is pretty much very much true.

For some background on the subject: essentially for a good while there was speculation that there indeed was a planet there based on some nifty mathematics about the regular spacing of the orbits of the known planets, however Jupiter's gravity, or something else entirely perhaps, led to it's destruction (though the nifty mathematics essentially proved to be, at least on this matter just coincidence). So, I may have been...starting off on wrong assumptions. However, in any event, if you are curious, I would suggest the wiki articles Phaeton (hypothetical planet)) and Titius–Bode law as jumping off points.

Cheers 🍻

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u/Dallacar Jan 03 '21

No need to apologise, I took no offense to anything! I'm also used to being wrong, as I am young with a lot to learn.

I love space and find it fascinating, so thank you for the articles! I appreciate the very respectful reply, you are quite an awesome person. Happy New Year, I will enjoy reading these articles :)

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u/VGNPWR Dec 29 '20

Without Jupiter, You and & would not be here 100%.

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u/Dallacar Dec 29 '20

Oh for sure, I was only commenting on how destructive Jupiter can be to other things within the solar system.

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u/rafaeltota Dec 29 '20

THIS IS CLEARLY PROPAGANDA BY JUPITERIANS WHO WANT US TO TRUST THEM OPENLY BEFORE BEING CONQUERED

YOUR PLOYS CANNOT FOOL ME, ALIEN!

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Dec 29 '20

Wow, do you guys have a capital letter war going on? He just capitalized each word, and while that was admittedly provocative, was the escalation to All Caps really necessary? I could have gone All Caps in Italics and really shook things up, but I knew the response would only be All Caps in Bold, and nobody wants that. Let's all just dial it back about 25%, okay?

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u/throwawaycanadian Dec 29 '20

But what if they resent us for that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/joelhagraphy Jan 03 '21

Ha, awesome! I've never heard of that

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I imagine they say the same of ours.

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u/igoromg Dec 30 '20

The way we're fucking up our planet, yeah I think we're pretty damn terrifying, give us some advanced technology with our current mindset and we'll surely fuck up the entire solar system.

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u/jaknuggetfuck Dec 29 '20

Nah man Jupiter protects us so whatever is inside Jupiter also protects us.

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u/Nihilikara Dec 29 '20

Anhthing that lives there would be terrified of the thought that anything could possibly survive on Earth

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u/danktonium Dec 29 '20

If there's some kind of complex life in the Jovian atmosphere I am completely certain it will never ever escape it.

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u/igoromg Dec 30 '20

Meh, it'd most likely die within a second on Earth.

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u/SKAr-FACE Dec 29 '20

No no...Jupiter is actually a really good friend and guardian of sorts.

With its humongous size and gravity a lot of asteroids are unable to find their way to earth, because they find Jupiter more attractive. Were it not been there, we'd probably see a lot more fireballs raining.

But then it is also able to deflect pieces of rocks towards us....so, I don't know. Probably he's a friend who's also an asshole.

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u/Rikuddo Dec 29 '20

It's like that friend who means well and often is helpful, but sometimes his over protectiveness cause troubles for you.

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u/je_kay24 Dec 29 '20

Dinosaurs would beg to disagree

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Less than 100% effective at intercepting large asteroids.
Totally unusable.

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u/redomong Dec 29 '20

Why it's part of our solar system. We all on the same team lol

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u/joelhagraphy Dec 29 '20

Except pluto. That fucker is not on our team because we kicked him off

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u/jesp676a Dec 29 '20

That son of a bitch

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Thats messed up, right?

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u/Nihilikara Dec 29 '20

Eris, even more so

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u/seanvettel-31 Dec 29 '20

I understood that reference

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u/Shadoenix Dec 29 '20

whether we wanted it or not...

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u/foosbabaganoosh Dec 29 '20

he’s in a tank!

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u/LoadInSubduedLight Dec 29 '20

That's a shoegaze album title right there.

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u/blood_garbage Dec 29 '20

Haha is that a Jack Handy quote

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u/Roland1232 Dec 29 '20

The only good Jovian is a dead Jovian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

The US will be the first to send them foreign aid, even though they don't have the same concept as our currency we'll send it anyway...