r/spaceporn Feb 07 '18

Surreal, absurd, outlandish, preposterous... But there it is. The entire earth clearly reflected off the side of a car. [1920x1080]

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u/bubbleberry1 Feb 07 '18

Looks like a flat disk to me.

/s

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u/aparis1983 Feb 07 '18

Sadly, some people will actually believe that.

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u/oxct_ Feb 07 '18

You could personally take a flat earther to space and they would still claim it's a gubermint hoax.

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u/Ju1cY_0n3 Feb 07 '18 edited Feb 07 '18

Yeah, after arguing with one of the "popular" ones a few months ago I just realized they have a few screws missing.

I tried to bring up magnets and earth's polarity and the dumbass said " the magnetic field is positive in the center and the edge is all negative."

And I think the guy that was with him on the stream said that magnets aren't real and that a compass is us misinterpreting a different force as a magnetic force.

I just can't even think. This guy came up with something that not only was testable with a fucking fridge magnet, but also that makes literally no sense.

Edit: Just went to a flat earth forum to read about how they would react to the new SpaceX launch, one of the mods posted a picture of the earth and the tesla roadster in response to someone who didn't know what happened, where the earth is shown almost completely, and the only continent visible is Africa right smack dab in the center. I giggled.

Edit2: am reading about how they think we stay on* the ground without floating away, top response was universal acceleration, so we are constantly getting* flung through space faster and faster. By their math we are traveling at a magnitude of light speed that is difficult to even write on paper.

Edit: repeated instead of giving the other guy's response.

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u/Gravee Feb 07 '18

magnets aren't real

I don't even know where to start with someone like that...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18 edited Jul 02 '23

gone to squables.io

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u/Textual_Aberration Feb 07 '18

If scientific knowledge was a modular language built on ever smaller pieces, flat earthers would be the ones who didn't learn the letters or their pronunciation but are intent on discovering the meanings of entire novels. They can't resolve their quest without stepping away from it to learn the basics, yet they refuse to step away until they're finished with the larger task.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

That's a very accurate analogy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

That's a very accurate analogy!

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u/CMYKid7 Feb 07 '18

Can't argue with stupid, learned that lesson a long time ago. Save yourself the trouble.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18 edited Feb 07 '18

I've seen a flat earther claim air doesn't exist because all the molecules would feel like sand on your face.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Feb 07 '18

Wow. Woooow. Apparently someone’s never touched talcum powder, or anything else with grains so fine that they don’t feel like separate things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

Or opened his eyes underwater.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Feb 07 '18

I would assume that disbelieving atomic theory also implies that water is likewise some irreducible substance rather than a sum of tiny molecules.

Then again, that’s probably attributing far too much sensibility to the person in question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18 edited Feb 07 '18

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u/burntouthusk Feb 07 '18

That has to be a good troll attempt

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

He went on for months about this. Either it's an amazingly pathetic troll or a scarily insane person.

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u/burntouthusk Feb 07 '18

Could be both dude lol

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u/HaussingHippo Feb 07 '18

Idk if imgur is fucking up everybody's uploads recently but I can not read posts like these on my phone anymore.

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u/too_much_think Feb 07 '18

Middle school physics would be a good start.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

Fact: If you take a real compass and put it side-by-side with a homemade compass in an experiment, they'll both point in the same direction. This is because the government controls all water molecules and every metal that's pointy enough to work as a compass needle.

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u/matthewsmazes Feb 07 '18

the conspiracy runs deep

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u/JackTheFlying Feb 07 '18

Don't bother. They aren't looking for facts. They're looking for vindication that they're right and special because they know the truth.

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u/cassie_hill Feb 07 '18

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

That's all I can think about and I'm sorry.

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u/FatalElectron Feb 07 '18

Best approach at that point is to take 2 large neodymium magnets, and put them on either side of their genitals and let go.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

Yeah, but how do magnets work?

People will refute that which they don't understand, and nobody understands magnets.

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u/Excitonex Feb 07 '18

I mean, anyone can clearly see how they work. You hold one near another and Jesus pushes them together.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Feb 07 '18

To believe in a flat earth, their minds must be so sealed off against contrary ideas and other authorities, experts, and sources of information that they might as well be wearing an airtight bag over their head.

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u/LoneWolfe2 Feb 07 '18

With laughing, you start laughing at them.

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u/violentfap Feb 07 '18

Instance Clown Posse

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

If they had a pacemaker or an artifical valve, I bet you'd think of a couple of places...

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u/N0N-R0B0T Feb 07 '18

Did... did you try showing them a magnet?

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u/Ju1cY_0n3 Feb 07 '18

Nah dude it was a livestream so after he said that I left and drank myself to sleep.

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u/Dr_SnM Feb 07 '18

Ah, the high road

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u/Ronfarber Feb 07 '18

We all know magnets are magic.

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u/wotanii Feb 07 '18

so we are constantly hitting flung through space faster and faster

That sounds like it contains an interesting answer to "what is gravity". I imagine something like this:

  • mass actually pushes other mass away (instead of pulling towords it)
  • but when mass is pushed away, it creates new space at it's location (or maybe in between the two locations)
  • the distance, that it is pushed, is smaller than the amount of space, that was just created, therefor it seems like it accelerates toward other mass
  • also there is some mechanism that gets rid of excess space (the details are left as an exercise to the reader)

This sounds a little crazy, but it's actually less crazy than string theory

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u/jabies Feb 07 '18

You act as if somebody who thinks the earth is flat would appreciate relativistic time dilation from going that fast.

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u/burntouthusk Feb 07 '18

Great comment, i enjoyed reading that, lol. Good work, keep it up!

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u/I_am_up_to_something Feb 07 '18

Life is just too fucking short to actively feel anything about these kind of people. As long as they're keeping to themselves and not pushing it onto others (like insisting that it's taught at schools or something) that aren't interested then good for them.

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u/lIIIIllIIIIl Feb 07 '18

Id like to see someone think the earth is flat, and then slowly start thinking well maybe its shaped more like a contact lense, and eventually just end up back at sphere.

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u/corectlyspelled Feb 07 '18

Don't worry. I was told never reaching the edge by walking in a straight line is possible because north is the center. So you go around the equator in a circle on a disk because we orient with a compass to the north. What about orientation to the south? These people are retarded.

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u/karadan100 Feb 07 '18

My my math that's Graham's Number mph.

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u/dontnormally Feb 07 '18

but what if they're right and magic is real but science is dumb

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u/Ju1cY_0n3 Feb 07 '18

If the earth is actually flat and magnets are magical I will literally eat an entire clay vase.

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u/realmadrid314 Feb 07 '18

There are also a hefty amount of Flat Earthers who are just trolling.