r/RoastMe • u/shanbir • 1d ago

23M hair felt funny

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12 Upvotes

153 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Vigilantiiii • 1d ago

DO YOUR BEST. 19 M 100kg or 225 pounds . Need negative motivation. Paid and skipped gym continuously for a 15 months. Got rejected twice in 2024. Got few friends, am a real loser and loner wasting away opportunity and youth.

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86 Upvotes

426 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Acidawn • 2d ago

Give me your best

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1.4k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/ScoreOk4859 • 2d ago

27, RN, show me what you got

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75 Upvotes

201 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TheBloodLass • 2d ago

Do Your Worst, Reddit

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4.2k Upvotes

7.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/cookiecat4680956463 • 1d ago

Newly 18, been waiting to get roasted!

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15 Upvotes

258 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TheMasterCommando • 22h ago

26. Still trying to be a musician. Don't know how to keep my eyes open. Can't understand how phone cameras work. Destroy my ego

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0 Upvotes

141 comments

r/RoastMe • u/rapgamechrisfarley • 2d ago

Still Waiting on my Christmas Gift

61 Upvotes

227 comments

r/RoastMe • u/jpdudley • 2d ago

Roast me. Do your best or worst......

117 Upvotes

541 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AnyNameTakenYet • 2d ago

Fine do it

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54 Upvotes

210 comments

r/RoastMe • u/123zed • 2d ago

19m, single, virgin, diesel mechanic. Let me have it

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89 Upvotes

291 comments

r/RoastMe • u/i_suk_at_fantasy • 2d ago

35M, dad of two kids under 4, corporate job, and unequivocally suck at fantasy football. Let's hear it

11 Upvotes

167 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dear_Office_7827 • 2d ago

Full time single dad 24 Ive heard every ginger joke these better be good had to dig deep for pics of myself

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299 Upvotes

445 comments

r/RoastMe • u/medicated4875 • 2d ago

Turning 50 this week, do your worst

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64 Upvotes

239 comments

r/RoastMe • u/chickenroyle • 2d ago

Do your worst

25 Upvotes

116 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ellana534 • 2d ago

Coming back for a second round almost 4 years later, let's see what you got for me!

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117 Upvotes

479 comments

r/RoastMe • u/theeatingsquirrel • 3d ago

18m do your worst

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414 Upvotes

1.8k comments

r/RoastMe • u/BuggYyYy • 3d ago

Go as hard as possible. Get personal, I don't care. (Or maybe I will if you guys really hit the spot, who knows). I made it easy for y'all.

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126 Upvotes

827 comments

r/RoastMe • u/hernameisphoebe • 3d ago

My only request is that you make it good and funny!

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141 Upvotes

415 comments

r/RoastMe • u/The-DirtyBubble • 2d ago

Lost a Fantasy Football Bet.. Roast Away! (Top Comments to be Read at our awards Ceremony)

6 Upvotes

113 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TailorAgitated7878 • 3d ago

I know I'll regret this in the morning just like the last two times. Bonus points to whoever gets an emotional reaction from me, shouldn't be hard.

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96 Upvotes

467 comments

r/RoastMe • u/kevaljoshi8888 • 2d ago

27m, Poet, Event Host and Educator who earns a little through art but still lives in parents house.

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12 Upvotes

114 comments

r/RoastMe • u/toxbug • 4d ago

20F recovering alcoholic, jobless ex-goth. Life’s given me a slow roast—now burn me beyond recognition.

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7.3k Upvotes

4.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/More-Attempt-5999 • 3d ago

21M my turn I guess

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37 Upvotes

113 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Puzzleheaded-Job5763 • 1d ago

20M, Christian, Recovering from shoulder surgery

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0 Upvotes

184 comments

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
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Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

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