r/neoliberal Aug 26 '22

Here is the unsealed Affidavit News (US)

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u/econpol Adam Smith Aug 26 '22

It's definitely documents about aliens. Trump wanted to keep the alien information for his guests to impress them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

It’s all the fun stuff - JFK, aliens, 9/11 - he might have even nabbed a cool old copy of the Bill of Rights or something.

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u/econpol Adam Smith Aug 26 '22

He's gotta have the secret map in the declaration of independence too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

If he really wanted cool shit he’d go try to be the Pope

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u/econpol Adam Smith Aug 26 '22

Right, what a loser. Can't even make it to pope. But then again, he's a proud Presbyterian, very proud Presbyterian.

https://youtu.be/oYel347vNRc

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u/Top_Lime1820 Manmohan Singh Aug 26 '22

When you come home from college an atheist and have to convince your parents you still believe in God.

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u/econpol Adam Smith Aug 26 '22

The college atheist would do a much better job at it though because you'll be steeped in the lingo and culture if you grow up with those parents.

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u/mudcrabulous Los Bandoleros for Life Aug 26 '22

wtf I love document theft now, show us the green men don

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u/Philx570 Audrey Hepburn Aug 26 '22

I’m not saying it’s aliens..,