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u/Syx78 NATO 19d ago

Netanyahu is acting like his conquest of Mt. Hermon is intended to be a long term thing.
Israeli troops moving in the South of Syria as well/ not showing a sign of stopping.

Idk I think this is intended to create a new Golan for the Golan. Just a sizeable land grab/annexation rather than temporarily taking the spot of the Assad troops on the Syrian side of the border.

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u/tacostats 19d ago

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https://preview.redd.it/5nh1vd7f067e1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=0711c22210f08ce599a9457295535b6e75a2d154

He's so lame.

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u/NotABigChungusBoy NATO 19d ago

I actually get so pissed off when christians bring up the fact that the prophecy of jerleuselm (idc how u spell it) falling means God is real.

Wow a major city that has had conflict in the periphery of a major empire burned down? Wow, thats crazy. Its akin to saying that modern jerluselam had a terrorist attack, its absurd

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u/neifirst NASA 19d ago

"Woe, woe to Jerusalem" was already a well-established genre for hundreds of years by that point

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u/YangsLegion Does not actually like Andrew Yang 19d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzXEJ3bcw4

lmao this travel youtuber went to russia and pretends to be shocked he was imprisoned. like bro what did you think was going to happen.

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

the final boss of this administration is a lesbian afro-latina trans communist jew isn't it

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

It is pretty crazy that /u/poobix deleting his account went so unnoticed by this sub

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u/Working-Pick-7671 WTO 20d ago

This is how I find out ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 20d ago

โ€œI remain in the clown party, but I will not participate in circuses.โ€

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u/Working-Pick-7671 WTO 20d ago

Malarkey level of eating expired crackers I found in the attic

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u/Working-Pick-7671 WTO 20d ago

WHATEVER LIBTARD IM EATING THEMย 

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u/NotABigChungusBoy NATO 20d ago

I honestly respect christians who think im not going to heaven (im an athiest) over progressive christians who think everyone goes.

I actually despise progressive christianity as it really does seem to be heretical a lot of times.

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Bisexual Pride 20d ago

I don't think this a new progressive idea. I just read The Brothers Karamazov from the 1800s and it has people basically expressing the same idea.

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

I forget who but some big Christian thinker said Hell was just a state of discoonnection from God and I think about that sometimes

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u/NotABigChungusBoy NATO 19d ago

This is a common belief amongst a lot of christian scholars. Its what I believe the true interpretation of christianity is.

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

I kinda like the idea some Orthodox Christians hold that everybody actually ends up with God, but to people who are still held captive by their sins, his presence feels like agonizing fire

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u/cdstephens Fusion Shitmod, PhD 20d ago

ngmi

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u/throwaway070807 WTO 19d ago

Dont worry about it mate. I'm sure plenty of people here had shitty or embarrassing takes 8 years ago too

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

No need for that, man. Youโ€™re fine. A lot of us have had bad political opinions in the past and probably done worse than whatever else youโ€™re worried about. Go to bed and then reach out to someone you trust for help in the morning. Or do it right now if you need to, but getting some sleep will help you.

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

are you ok friend

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

No.

Drunk as fuck... regrets coming out

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

been there. one foot in front of the other and plenty of water.

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u/homopolitan Henry George 20d ago

go to bed

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

NEVER!

I LOVE DUBBING UP MY SLEEP AVENTURINE

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u/ScythianUnborne Paul Krugman 20d ago

god the turnout is absolutely disgusting, we need to fix this

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

i agree, only 1 team showed up on MNF tn

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

K reallt wanr ro kill .usl Wlf....

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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron 20d ago

I looked at my electricity bill and I fear Glonzo has moved to France. What will PM Bayrou do about this ??

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

Fuxkifnd. Rtpost....

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper 20d ago

Fucking sea men......

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u/lockjacket United Nations 19d ago

Bronze Age collapse or accidental ejaculation?

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

^ would save a mosquito because "they might be a keystone species!"

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 20d ago

I want to throw every mosquito into the sun and then destroy the sun

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

wait is that why p00bix mod gone

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u/Syards-Forcus renting out flair space for cash 20d ago

Copperheads are friends and it's a shame they share a name with a historical group of pro-slavery shitheads

https://preview.redd.it/gamon6n9vc7e1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a63b43d1d7912f5fcb6fca2bbd29c03bd9d07e0

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u/WandangleWrangler ๐Ÿฅ” 20d ago

https://i.redd.it/ox2jcajsuc7e1.gif

Trailer for the new TLC show โ€œwhoโ€™s can yell the loudestโ€

Thanks Sora lmao

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u/ShepardSB 20d ago

I like the actual sparks being dumped on the audience. That should help them yell louder.

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u/mordakka 20d ago

Why do they need judges?

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u/WandangleWrangler ๐Ÿฅ” 20d ago

https://i.redd.it/om0stef6vc7e1.gif

This one is โ€œwhoโ€™s the dumbest of the reality show dummies?โ€

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u/Hexadecimal15 NASA 20d ago

Ventured outside of arr neoliberal

Big mistake

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Bisexual Pride 20d ago

I collected
Stupid ashes
So that after you'd gone
I could hold onto something

๐Ÿ˜ฟ

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u/Boring_Purpose_5981 IMF 20d ago

Are the inauguration fund donations as brazen corruption as they sound? Article does mention previously tech companies have donated to the Biden inauguration fund, and I'd ask the same question. Trump's previous inauguration fund was mismanaged. This article mentions the fund doesn't have to disclose how the money is spent. It seems reasonable that observers would be suspicious Trump won't just try to embezzle from it. That being said, is it really? Very unsure if this is the first signs of oncoming rampant corruption, or business as usual for money appropriations in Washington.

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u/happyposterofham ๐Ÿ›Missionary of the American Civil Religion๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ› 20d ago

inauguration funds are always notorious slush/favor trading funds, even if Trump represents new and innovative means of enrichment with them.

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u/Boring_Purpose_5981 IMF 19d ago

Ah, well that's always disappointing learning about institutional grifts.

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u/Nokickfromchampagne Ben Bernanke 20d ago

Looking at the personal finance sub as someone who does well for themself, but lives in a VHCOL area makes me feel bad

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u/davechacho United Nations 20d ago

I've never done heroin, but watching the Bears get trounced as a Panthers fan is what I imagine 50%? of a heroin feels like

Like it's not doing a full heroin but man I absolutely love watching the Bears fanbase have their hearts ripped out over and over week after week. They all deserve it after the amount of shit we got last year

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

Ill neber be ablle to apologize to ghe mecixan gir l who i gloated toa abojtt truml in 1 2016......

I genuinely want tp fucki g due.

Im glad i fave hp my glocy 16 or else id fucking ahoot mysle righr gpdd now....

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u/-mialana- NATO 20d ago

when will Christians realise that the antiChrist is simply Christ with a reversed charge, time and parity?

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

ThTd requir them actuall rwdinf th bibmr...

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u/Top_Lime1820 Manmohan Singh 20d ago

You would think that there would be some kind of filter that catches a phrase like that...

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Bisexual Pride 20d ago

Okay I lied, I'm adding both versions of Butterfly Net and I Believe by Caroline Polachek into the repeat rotation too

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u/ihatemendingwalls Papism with NATO Characteristics 20d ago

Add her feature on Everything is Romantic too

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u/SevenNites 20d ago

DOB

Bill Clinton: August 19, 1946

George W. Bush: July 6, 1946

Donald Trump: June 14, 1946

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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom 20d ago

Marcy Kaptur 2028

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u/Syards-Forcus renting out flair space for cash 20d ago

Is anyone else getting spammed with a ton of chat invites from bots?

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u/Working-Pick-7671 WTO 20d ago

This only happens when you participate on FREAKY ๐Ÿ‘… reddit

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u/Syards-Forcus renting out flair space for cash 20d ago

this seems to be an AI thing which allegedly edits your chatGPT generated shit so it doesn't sound like AI

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Bisexual Pride 20d ago

Seems like this is a play In Heaven by Japanese Breakfast on repeat type of night

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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom 20d ago

The year is 2048. The US Presidential election comes down to a single swing voter in exurban Pennsylvania. The candidates have spent $800 billion dollars in targeted ads on only his devices.

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

Thereโ€™s a movie about this called โ€œSwing Voteโ€. I havenโ€™t seen it, but it exists

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u/FarrandChimney John von Neumann 20d ago

he decides fuck it i'm staying home one vote doesn't matter anyway

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u/GovernorSonGoku 20d ago

This is almost a plot to a 30 rock episode

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u/GovernorSonGoku 20d ago

Babe youโ€™ve barely laughed at the Family Guy funny moments compilation, are you okay?

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u/1TTTTTT1 European Union 20d ago

It is interesting how much open source AI is being created in China.

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper 20d ago

In 1864, when Lincoln won (again), I telegraph a copperhead I knew ( whow wa s pissed ar me for voting Lincoln) โ€œabolition will be mandatoryyyโ€

Every day I think about that....Iโ€™m a genuine piece of shit...

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u/FreakinGeese ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Duchess Of The Deep State 20d ago

I really really want to like dwarf fortress

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u/FarrandChimney John von Neumann 20d ago

remember losing is fun

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u/FreakinGeese ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Duchess Of The Deep State 20d ago

It's kinda a very easy game though? As far as I can tell.

Like... you can grow everything you need underground. You can mine everything you need underground. The only threats come from the surface, and if you just kinda keep mining down you'll be fine?

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u/FarrandChimney John von Neumann 20d ago

threats don't only come from the surface but they mainly do. and the greatest threat (after getting bored and giving up) is probably tantrum spirals

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u/FreakinGeese ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Duchess Of The Deep State 19d ago

I have a mist generator, everyone's happy

I even found some adamantium, which I'm guessing is super effective metal. I feel like this is a victory lap more than anything else

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u/FreakinGeese ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Duchess Of The Deep State 19d ago

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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u/FarrandChimney John von Neumann 19d ago

did you mine too much adamantium? :)

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u/FreakinGeese ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Duchess Of The Deep State 19d ago

โ€ฆ yes

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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom 20d ago

Bummed Trump won. I was excited to vote for him a fourth time in 2028.

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u/isummonyouhere If I can do it You can do it 20d ago

I donโ€™t have an espresso machine so occasionally I do dumb shit with my moka pot to try and mimic the experience. one time I decided to try the turkish coffee setting on the bean grinder and just packing it in there

FYI, do not do that. you are creating a coffee flavored IED

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u/marsman1224 John Keynes 20d ago

just get a machine

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u/breakinbread GFANZ 20d ago

do an espresso tonic

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u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS NATO 20d ago

In 1980, when reagan won, i wire telegram a succ I knew (whow wa s pissed ar me for voting reagan) "build the shining city on a hill"

Every day I think about that....I'm a genuine piece of arr slash neoliberal...

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u/jkrtjkrt YIMBY 20d ago

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u/Guess_Im_Jess Enby Pride 20d ago

Gallego is an absolute god

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u/Working-Pick-7671 WTO 20d ago

Harris at -1 given how much she was associated with the border is wild. Say what you want, but the post dropout hype the dems created around a hella unpopular VP was insane. Probably saved a few down ballot races

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u/TouchTheCathyl NATO 20d ago

The most inexhaustible resources in the world:

  • Salt

  • Sunlight

  • New Jerseyans rushing to tell you the characters from Jersey Shore are all actually from Long Island.

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u/YangsLegion Does not actually like Andrew Yang 20d ago

don't forget new jerseyans mentioning they have the best (still terrible) statewide public transportation in the country

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u/ElGosso Adam Smith 19d ago

Lived in New Jersey for thirty some odd years and I have never heard anyone say this.

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u/YangsLegion Does not actually like Andrew Yang 19d ago

it's me i'm saying this

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u/AcanthaceaeNo948 Jeff Bezos 20d ago

People in the DT conned me about my how the pro-yimby people are showing up in that r memes post about building more housing.

I saw like 2 pro-yimby comments in the whole thread. There were more pro-malthusianism comments.

We are definitely not even showing up in online discourse on the topic.

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u/ihatemendingwalls Papism with NATO Characteristics 20d ago

I mean it's not like redditors even shown up to the polls so what does it matter

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u/Fedacking Mario Vargas Llosa 20d ago

I'm coming around on getting a liberal. I've wanted an activist for awhile and was thinking conservative but I know deep down I probably wouldn't be a great conservative owner.

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u/Queen_of_stress NASA 20d ago

Idk if you own an activist you can convince them to go on a hunger strike them you donโ€™t have to feed them as much

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u/Fedacking Mario Vargas Llosa 20d ago

Are you being a hypocrite if you're doing a hypocrisy but you don't think hypocrisy is wrong?

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u/HoneywellOfficial NATO 20d ago

I'm coming around on getting a cat. I've wanted a pet for awhile and was thinking dog but I know deep down I probably wouldn't be a great dog owner.

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

Now thst girl is watching christmas, smh. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

https://preview.redd.it/ntertsk7qc7e1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652bc9820145a8596c4ae77c197e9ad8a5ab5f82

!ping KITTY

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u/HeftyBarWench NAFTA 20d ago

She heard Yukon Cornelius talking shit.

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u/groupbot The ping will always get through 20d ago

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 20d ago

love when [something] is just RICH coming from [someone else] ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฟ do tell

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u/CharacterPolicy4689 Trans Pride 20d ago

I propose we change the initialism of the DT to DDT to remind everyone of the benefits of DDT

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u/LosAngelesVikings WTO 20d ago

Thinking of adopting a dog from a local animal shelter. Iโ€™ve looked at the pups listed on their website. Is it weird to go to the shelter looking for a specific dog? Something about that feels weird to me.

I feel like I should go there and play with a few before deciding.

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 20d ago

I think your best course of action is to select to look at the dog that best fits your lifestyle on paper but explain that you're also looking at other dogs when you get there, I'm sure they're used to that.

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u/GovernorSonGoku 20d ago

I donโ€™t think itโ€™s weird, some breeds need more attention than others

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u/Fedacking Mario Vargas Llosa 20d ago

Doesn't feelt weird to me, but I also have never adopted a dog.

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u/Multi_21_Seb_RBR 20d ago

All the comments on the Ask Conservatives sub basically either justifying ("he's playing the card that we are the United States of America and little Canada should sit down and stop pretending they can fight this lol" or turning into a joke Trump calling Trudeau "Governor" really show how imbecilic conservatives are.

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u/Queen_of_stress NASA 20d ago

Everything they donโ€™t think is good about trump is actually good because itโ€™s an epic own

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

I know a guy who only decided not to vote for Trump after watching โ€œThe Apprenticeโ€ starring Sebastian Stan. So thereโ€™s that

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u/GovernorSonGoku 20d ago

Did he think the movie was bad or something

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

No, it just portrayed Trump as a monster

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

In 2020, when biden won, I text a covid denier I knew ( whow wa s pissed ar me for voting biden) โ€œvaccines will be mandatoryyyโ€

Every day I think about that....Iโ€™m a genuine piece of shit...

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u/Fedacking Mario Vargas Llosa 20d ago

Eh, he should get back at you by posting the babylon bee article about Trump putting the dwath penalty on saying happy holidays

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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Microwaves Against Moscow 20d ago

No thatโ€™s hilarious

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u/Worldly-Strawberry-4 Ben Bernanke 20d ago

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u/HeftyBarWench NAFTA 20d ago

Eli Copterโ€™s ground-based cousin

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

New Jersey drones

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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Microwaves Against Moscow 20d ago

CIA assisting someone

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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations 20d ago

Waow

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast 20d ago

donโ€™t buy scooters off temu

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u/forerunner398 Of course Iโ€™m right, hereโ€™s what MLK said 20d ago

Probably Ukraine lol

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

The Josh Shapiro thing couldโ€™ve been worse. I remember โ€œElselsaโ€ (Elsa x Elsa) being a thing on Tumblr back in the day

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u/AcanthaceaeNo948 Jeff Bezos 20d ago

What Josh Shapiro thing?

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u/Joementum2024 Greed is good 20d ago

I think the US really could use a cold medicine administration that puts in a lot of things the country desperately needs (namely tax hikes and budget cuts to balance the budget), the only problem being that it'd be very politically unpopular at the time, and would sink whatever party is in power (see: George HW Bush).

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u/awdvhn Iowa delenda est 20d ago

cold medicine administration

the Lean Party

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u/WandangleWrangler ๐Ÿฅ” 20d ago

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u/WandangleWrangler ๐Ÿฅ” 20d ago

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u/SpectralDomain256 ๐Ÿคช 20d ago

Sora is much closer to a human dream than a physics based rendering engine

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u/HeftyBarWench NAFTA 20d ago

Solid plating technique, just missing the gloves.

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend 20d ago

my brain

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u/WandangleWrangler ๐Ÿฅ” 20d ago

It hurts

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u/recursion8 20d ago

M.C. Escher bot

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u/WandangleWrangler ๐Ÿฅ” 20d ago

This is so fucked up to watch. Itโ€™s folding the piece of cake into a different piece of cake.

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 20d ago

Betty Crocker Bake n Fill mascot horror

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u/SucculentMoisture Sun Yat-sen 20d ago

My colleagues want me to come to the team gathering on Friday afternoon, but I've got a complex client meeting. My boss says he'd arrange someone from the other local team to take the meeting for me to attend, but I don't feel comfortable leaving it up to someone else to handle.

What do?

!PING WATERCOOLER

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u/Schnevets Vรกclav Havel 20d ago

Boss wants you to delegate, so you best be delegatinโ€™

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u/SucculentMoisture Sun Yat-sen 20d ago

"Want" is a strong word. He's very relaxed. He also said the team activity is non-mandatory.

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u/groupbot The ping will always get through 20d ago

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u/forerunner398 Of course Iโ€™m right, hereโ€™s what MLK said 20d ago

U.S. Fears Military Buildup by Turkey Signals Preparations for Incursion Into Syria

WASHINGTONโ€”Senior U.S. officials say Turkey and its militia allies are building up forces along the border with Syria, raising alarm that Ankara is preparing for a large-scale incursion into territory held by American-backed Syrian Kurds.

The forces include militia fighters and Turkish uniformed commandos and artillery in large numbers that are concentrated near Kobani, a Kurdish-majority city in Syria on the northern border with Turkey, the officials said. A Turkish cross-border operation could be imminent, one of the U.S. officials said.

The buildup, which began after Bashar al-Assadโ€™s regime fell in early December, appears similar to Turkish military moves ahead of its 2019 invasion of northeast Syria. โ€œWe are focused on it and pressing for restraint,โ€ another of the U.S. officials said.

Ilham Ahmed, an official in the Syrian Kurdsโ€™ civilian administration, told President-elect Donald Trump on Monday that a Turkish military operation appeared likely, urging him to press Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan not to send troops across the border.

(article continues)

WSJ

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u/Multi_21_Seb_RBR 20d ago

Ilham Ahmed, an official in the Syrian Kurdsโ€™ civilian administration, told President-elect Donald Trump on Monday that a Turkish military operation appeared likely, urging him to press Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan not to send troops across the border.

I'm getting a headache even imagining how that conversation would sound like.

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u/WanderingMage03 You Are Kenough 20d ago

pressing for restraint

Biden admin speak for doing jack shit.

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper 20d ago

Myron is a novel by American author Gore Vidal, published in 1974. It was written as a sequel to his 1968 bestseller Myra Breckinridge. The novel was published shortly after an anti-pornography ruling by the Supreme Court; Vidal responded by replacing the profanity in his novel with the names of the Justices involved (e.g., "He thrust his enormous Rehnquist deep within her Whizzer White", etc.)

Horrible.

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend 20d ago

the first sentence from the wikipedia plot summary is a wild ride

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 20d ago

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior 20d ago

ngl, i love him for this

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper 20d ago
  • blackmun: ass
  • burger: fuck
  • father hills: tits
  • keating: shit
  • powells: balls
  • rehnquist: cock
  • whizzer white: c#nt

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u/TouchTheCathyl NATO 20d ago

NYC Mayor may unironically be the only race where Andrew Yang is a top tier candidate, the usual slate is so fucking bad.

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u/AcanthaceaeNo948 Jeff Bezos 20d ago

It should have been Maguire.

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u/tigerflame45117 John Rawls 20d ago

it should been Garcia :(

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior 20d ago

fuck it, man, i may just ask for a night to officially sing at this bar

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 20d ago

In 2024, when trump won, I text a Mexican I knew ( whow wa s pissed ar me for voting trump) "build the walll"

Every day I think about that....I'm a genuine piece of shit...

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

Bro i got copypastad ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 20d ago

What is the holdup with the AMF drive

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u/cdstephens Fusion Shitmod, PhD 20d ago

Iโ€™d ask in Slack but Iโ€™m lazy

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u/zqbv feminist boyboss ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ 20d ago

the new regs dont even know about the weeb anarchist monarch smh

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u/TouchTheCathyl NATO 20d ago

The only thing more shockingly bad than the fact that almost no NYC mayoral candidates knew how much a house costs, is the fact that the only candidate who did know was Andrew Yang.

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior 20d ago

if garcia won, new york city would own the moon

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u/jobautomator botmod for prez 20d ago

/r/neoliberal/new: White House releases national strategy to combat Islamophobia

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

In 2016, when trump won, I text a Mexican I knew ( whow wa s pissed ar me for voting trump) "build the walll"

Every day I think about that....I'm a genuine piece of shit...

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u/recursion8 20d ago

What caused your turnaround? (Also would be ironic if your Mexican friend voted for Trump in 2024 now while you became anti-Trump)

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u/Ineedsafetyrating NATO 20d ago

Taking a basic micro economics course and joining this sub.

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u/marsman1224 John Keynes 20d ago

prediction: someone opens fire on an aircraft within the next week

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u/jcaseys34 Caribbean Community 19d ago

If you're referring to whatever is flying over New Jersey, you're a few days too late.

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u/HeftyBarWench NAFTA 20d ago

Congratulations, you are now on a list

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u/IHateTrains123 Commonwealth 20d ago edited 20d ago

https://enr.elections.ca/ElectoralDistricts.aspx?ed=1680&lang=e

Cloverdale-Langley by-election seems to be a CPC victory. With 59.86% of polls reporting in. The Conservatives have so far won 2849 votes out of 4661 submitted as of 9:54 PT. With the Liberals trailing at 845, the NDP with 726 and the Greens with 184.

Napkin maths would break down these numbers as: 61% CPC, 18% LPC, 15% NDP and 4% for Greens.

Edit: 10:30 PM (PT) update.

86% of the polls are reporting in with 11,753 ballots counted for a 12.8% turnout. The Conservatives are leading by 7581 votes( 64.5%), the Liberals are at 1985 votes (16.9%) and the NDP are trailing at 1580 votes (13.4%).

For reference in the 2021 federal election the riding was won by the Liberals at 39% of the popular vote versus the Conservatives 36%. In 2019 the Conservatives won by 37.7% compared to the Liberals 35%.

!ping Can

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u/IHateTrains123 Commonwealth 20d ago

Also !ping Can-BC

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u/groupbot The ping will always get through 20d ago
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