r/nashville • u/LazzyAssed • 2d ago

FOUND: the HOT singles in my area! Cicadas

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

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u/Majestic-Pie-7075 2d ago

Whole Foods and sprouts on any day at any time in Franklin.

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u/Son_of_a_Bacchus 2d ago

I once fell in love for about 10 seconds at a Whole Foods until it occurred to me that I could never afford to share a life with someone who could buy paper products at WF prices.

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u/Left_Brain_Train Bellevue 1d ago

Had this exact experience more than once, but standing in their cheese section