r/nashville • u/LazzyAssed • 2d ago

FOUND: the HOT singles in my area! Cicadas

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

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u/Sir_Platypus 2d ago

Got some Kraft Singles in my fridge if y'all out here needing them.

Their store brand, but will do the trick for a grilled cheese.

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u/workitloud 1d ago

Get a Kraft wrapper, greenhorn.