r/nashville • u/LazzyAssed • 2d ago

FOUND: the HOT singles in my area! Cicadas

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

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u/PsychologicalNose197 2d ago

Yes, I met a hot guy at Publix once. He followed me around and after some conversation exchanged numbers. I guess I liked his bravado. But talk is cheap and he was hot and cold and flaky as puff pastry. A few dates and never again. I'm avoiding my favorite grocery store now!

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u/Aegillade APSU 2d ago

Follow women in the grocery store and try talking to them a bunch the whole time to show them how confident you are. I think I got this dating thing down guys

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u/PsychologicalNose197 1d ago

And flash them your beautiful smile and flex the muscles while you lift that 20 lb Turkey and place it into my grocery cart 😂 I wish I was making this up!