r/nashville • u/LazzyAssed • 2d ago

FOUND: the HOT singles in my area! Cicadas

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

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u/__-gloomy-__ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not that anyone would, but please don’t hit on me at the store 😭

It sounds like a nightmare cause then I’d have to finish my shopping on alert to avoid you lest I feel obligated to engage in small talk. Even if we trade numbers I would no longer want to talk or see you at that time—does anybody else feel that way? OMG

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u/sassynightowl 2d ago

someone plz hit on me at the store or anywhere, really

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u/noooonnnnaaaaa 2d ago

I’m literally right here 👋