FOUND: the HOT singles in my area!

[u/LazzyAssed]

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

[u/mollymcdeath]

Don’t even look at Zach in the checkout lane. He’s my grocery boyfriend.

[u/peteyvalet → u/mollymcdeath]

Dude I know him lmao

[u/mollymcdeath → u/peteyvalet]

omg.