r/nashville • u/LazzyAssed • 2d ago

FOUND: the HOT singles in my area! Cicadas

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

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u/Single_Chemistry6304 2d ago

I had 2 minutes of direct eye contact with a smoke show while walking down an aisle in East’s Publix while they were standing in line months ago and I’m still thinking about it.

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u/BradCouchKY 1d ago

2 minutes.. did you challenge them to a staring contest?