FOUND: the HOT singles in my area!

[u/LazzyAssed]

Y'all I found 'em! I didn't think they were real but I actually found where all the hot singles in the area, you know the one's from the internet adds, are hanging out! Trader Joe's on Saturday nights, like around 8:00pm. It was POPPIN OFF y'all!!! What up Cassandra from the produce section

[u/ASolidSixandaHalf]

Hot single men there too? 👀👀

[u/_onelast → u/ASolidSixandaHalf]

Best I can do is single

[u/Mydogfartsconstantly → u/_onelast]

Just another reason to turn off the lights

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[u/Miserable-Citron-223 → u/Mydogfartsconstantly]

Beauty is only a 12 pack & light switch away...