r/ireland Sax Solo 18d ago

He has completely lost the plot. Christ On A Bike

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u/BigDickBaller93 2nd Brigade 18d ago edited 18d ago

whats the logic behind the "Bio weapon" from the Covid vaccine? its been 3 years now, am i like a sleeper agent now or something? is Simon Harris gonna come on RTE one day and say "Blueberry muffins" and i kill everybody or whats the deal with that conspiracy?

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u/Business_Abalone2278 18d ago

I was told magnets would stick to my arm but it's simply not happening. I yearn to live as a fridge door.

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u/AbsoluteMuck 18d ago

They also said I'd broadcast 5g! Living in the back arse of the country I wish that was true

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u/SavageTyrant 18d ago

My data connection speeds have never been higher since I got the 5G vaccine chip to be honest. Full bars nearly everywhere I go now.

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u/ceybriar 17d ago

Mine was starting to lag a bit. So I got the flu vaccine yesterday to get back up to speed.

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u/lookatthatsmug-- 18d ago

Don't know about you, but everyone says I speak outta me hole!

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u/FewyLouie 17d ago

Look, we were all let down with the lack of additional functionality received after the vaccine. A better immune response to covid? Yeah, grand, decent bit of kit, but where is my 5G booster and my magnetic powers? False advertising of the highest order. It’s like when they could on/off as a function. Scandal.

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u/No-Objective7265 18d ago

The annoying 5g mmwwaves wirelessly vaccinating people without permission in 3d

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u/UnknownXIV 18d ago

I work with machines with very strong magnets and when thr magnetised people shite started spreading people were turning on thr huge magnets to see if we would stick to them.... we didn't :(

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u/Alastor001 18d ago

Wait... Car crushing ?

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u/Dr-Kipper 18d ago

How do you know that hasn't already happened and you were programmed to forget?

Execute project rosemary.

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u/odaiwai Corkman far from home 18d ago

Execute project rosemary.

I'm all out of Rosemary, can I execute project Oregano instead?

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u/askscreepyquestions Resting In my Account 18d ago

Give it thyme.

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u/dustaz 18d ago

Very sage advice

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u/seanreidsays Kildare 18d ago edited 18d ago

Herb and spice puns? I didn’t see that cumin.

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u/imoinda 18d ago

Now now, don’t get car away!

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u/HyperbolicModesty 18d ago

You and that nut, Meg. You scally, unbecoming of you to turn merit-based core. He and her parse elite. Arrogant.

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u/HighDeltaVee 18d ago

whats the logic

He's gone all the way down the rabbit hole of right-wing loony shite from the US. There is no logic.

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u/ScepticalReciptical 18d ago

I love when they give themselves away by using US terms like 'illegals' that have no context in Ireland. It shows they haven't got a shred of common sense.

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u/Reddit_5_Standing_By 18d ago

Another thing that gives it away is when he talked about how the government was in power for 4 years, which is true in America but not here

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u/Spare-Buy-8864 18d ago

It hosts the Progenitor virus from Resident Evil, stays dormant for a few years but ones it wakes up we're all fucked

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u/Alastor001 18d ago

I knew it, you Umbrella guys are always plotting something, never learn...

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u/TomRuse1997 18d ago

It's hilarious that the same people who complained that the virus wasn't worth the Government's response are now the ones that can't just move on from it.

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u/Puddser 18d ago

It's called accountability.

I lost my grandmother during covid and couldn't say my goodbye's to her locked in a covid ward.

Fauci lied, demonised medications like HCQ and IVM do profit from poisonous crap like remdesivor and the jabs.

Look up Surgisphere and Lancetgate.

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u/BigDickBaller93 2nd Brigade 18d ago

"Look up Surgisphere and Lancetgate"

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u/TomRuse1997 18d ago

Aw shut up like

It's always Fauchi with you people. We're not in America

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u/gooner1014 And I'd go at it agin 18d ago

She was in a Covid ward?

What did she die of?

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u/HighDeltaVee 18d ago

Familial embarrassment.

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u/Silent_Pattern_1407 18d ago

Yeah, that is common these days unfortunately.

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u/Inside-Bunch4216 McGregor's at it again 18d ago

lay off the facebook and get some fresh air.

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u/HistoryDoesUnfold 18d ago

Fauci lied

Scarlet for ya

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u/kaneso14 18d ago

Fuck off

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u/lookatthatsmug-- 18d ago

Scunderd gobshite!

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u/omegaman101 Wicklow 18d ago

You bring up Fauci in an Irish subreddit as if that's relevant and then mention a questionable company and the ramblings of a discredited french doctor? Like Hydroxychloroquine wasn't some super drug that was going to take down covid. Also was what you call remdesivor and what is actually called remdesivir only a "poison" when it was used to combat covid or do its uses against Hepatitis C and Ebola count as well, because I'd love to see you find a legitimate peer reviewed paper that says either of those things, you'll probably just tell me to do my own research instead because you're just a conspiracy theory nut.

Also, it's terrible you lost a loved one during covid, but I don't think she'd appreciate you spouting nonsense that would've resulted in far more cases like her's happening.

https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20211105-controversial-french-doctor-raoult-in-disciplinary-hearing-over-notorious-covid-19-tips

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/03/covid-19-surgisphere-who-world-health-organization-hydroxychloroquine

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u/Dry_Procedure4482 18d ago edited 18d ago

I needed hydroxychloriquine when all that stuff blew up. On top of making it harder to fight covid it made it harder for people who actually needed it for their preventable illnesses, due to demand causing short supply. In some countries they even diverted it away from people with auto-immune disease who need it to function. Many places couldn't get any stock of it as the US horded it. Its also used to treat malaria.

I was one of those people that couldn't get it. I switched medications but it took a while to find one that worked for me and I flared badly. Too late now damage has been done that may never be able to reversed. Think like risky surgery to fix the damage, but no guarantee that it won't make it worse.

This wasn't the only medication that was in short supply at the time but it was one of the worst.

All these people did with their misguided crusade was further hurt the vulnerable and make the sick and disabled more sick and disabled.

Anyway sorry for the rant on your comment. As you can probably tell I'm still super pissed when I see someone say this c*ap.

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u/PopplerJoe 18d ago

They demonized those medications by highlighting they would be (and were) ineffective at treating viral infections like COVID? Also, why are Remdesivor and the vaccines "poisonous crap" while HCQ and IVM are somehow not?

I'm curious why you people think "they" would profit from some meds and not others? What makes HCQ and IVM special in that regard?

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u/Muted-Tradition-1234 18d ago

The COVID vaccines were all a scam by big pharma you see: by giving people vaccines, they kept people alive who otherwise would have died in order to be able to later sell them expensive medicines etc.

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u/helcat0 18d ago

There's a lot of medications that keep people alive. Tell all the diabetics they are just being kept alive to be prescribed other medication. Or would you rather they just died too?

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u/Cian93 18d ago

Source?

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u/Moonpig16 18d ago

Fauci?? Dear God, it's terrifying to think that you people vote.

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u/EightEyedCryptid 18d ago

Please let go of whatever fake news teet you’re suckling on

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u/OriginalComputer5077 18d ago

Fauci's biggest crime was to laugh at Trump in public.

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u/danmingothemandingo 18d ago

Blueberry muffins command understood. On my way

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u/Funpolice911 18d ago

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

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u/RigasTelRuun Galway 18d ago

It would be mad if he did though.

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u/StellarManatee its fierce mild out 18d ago

I don't know now. A taxi driver told me all his wife's skin fell off after the covid vaccine. Nothing like that happened to me so I definitely think I got the sleeper agent one. Can't wait.

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u/sexmachinefinburn Fingal 18d ago

i think the logic is that covid is a bio weapon, and the vaccine is made of covid or theres some covid in the vaccine or something?

i wish i could explain better, but no one else is answering

i dont know what a fuckin vaccine is, but someone smart could fill in the blanks here

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u/PopplerJoe 18d ago edited 18d ago

All vaccines for the most part are a way of introducing viral RNA into the body in a controlled way, how they introduce the RNA can vary. Some might use "dead" viral particles, others may use low doses of live virus, or traditionally a similar virus (e.g. injecting people with cowpox virus being used to prevent infection of smallpox). Modern mRNA vaccines basically tell your own body's cells to create a sample of the viral RNA signature, not the actual functional virus.

After any of the above approaches once viral RNA is detected in the body it then produces antibodies to fight against that type of infection, so when the real virus turns up the body can respond quicker, and more effectively.

Edit: As for how vaccines are bioweapons I can only assume it's because these people don't understand how vaccines work on a most basic level. Vaccines don't offer total immunity, so they see people still getting sick after being vaccinated and go on a conspiracy hunt. Also, some people can show symptoms resembling an infection after vaccination (nausea, fever, etc.), even though there is no viral infection.

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u/sexmachinefinburn Fingal 17d ago

" As for how vaccines are bioweapons I can only assume it's because these people don't understand how vaccines work on a most basic level."

i dont think anyone is saying vaccines are bioweapons, theyre saying covid is a bioweapon

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u/PopplerJoe 17d ago

From the image itself "injected the Irish population with literally a bio weapon".

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u/sexmachinefinburn Fingal 17d ago

covid is the bio weapon theyre talking about being injected into the irish population

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u/Dankswiggidyswag 17d ago

There is no fully formed coronavirus in the vaccine, it skips that step and just has the mRNA for it that the immune system uses to generate immunity

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u/sexmachinefinburn Fingal 17d ago

regardless, covid is what people are talking about when they say bioweapon (even if these people dont understand the covid vaccine), and not vaccines as so many in this thread have misunderstood

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u/Silent-Detail4419 17d ago

It's simply because they don't have a fucking Scooby's what mRNA is (they think the 'm' stands for 'modifying' and that mRNA in a vaccine is somehow 'programmed' to alter your DNA - imagine if they ever find out that you have mRNA in every single one of your cells, and have done since you were an embryo...).

For those who don't understand what mRNA is... mRNA (the 'm' stand for 'messenger') and it's a single strand of RNA (ribonucleic acid) that corresponds to the genetic sequence of a gene and is read by a ribosome in the process of synthesising a protein - and it's in every cell in your body that has a nucleus.

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u/omegaman101 Wicklow 18d ago

I mean most vaccines are a milder form of the virus, but the Covid Vaccines had to be created in a different way because that wasn't feasible when it came to covid, so the S protein of the virus was used instead to strengthen the immune resistance to the virus. It's also why it only ever offered temporary immunity unlike other vaccines.

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u/Alastor001 18d ago

Could be a new plot for Resident Evil game?

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u/NoGiNoProblem 18d ago

I've been wondering that too. I've also had my boosters, and no magic powers of any kind.

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u/blowins 18d ago

The beauty of that but is teeing it up with kicking people up for 2 years and injecting then with a bio weapon, the typical covid denier narrative. While also moving on to massive excess deaths.

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u/zeroconflicthere 17d ago

am i like a sleeper agent now

Depends, Are you feeling very tired right now?

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u/Eiscar 18d ago

I’ve a couple of these people close to me and in my experience, anytime we ever hear of anyone being in anyway sick or of dying, they give me a knowing look and blame it on the Covid vaccine. They are genuinely angry and upset about it. I don’t bother arguing because I love them and for all I know they could be right (not something I personally believe but sure yerra)

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u/Time_Ocean Donegal 18d ago

I saw a story months ago about a young man knocked down by a speeding van and killed. Comments were full of anti-vax nonsense because they only saw the headline of a man dying young.

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u/knerdy-knits 18d ago

If you know where to look, there are groups full of people talking about "vaccine injuries". They latch onto the the handful of inevitable cases of severe reaction which occurs with any drug and behave like these are typical reactions, that no one was warned of the danger, and they're being silenced for speaking the truth. They're typically, but not always "vaccines caused my child's autism" people too.

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u/SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS Sax Solo 17d ago

I live in a British city, and one particular street corner in the city centre that's a big bunch of COVID conspiracy theorists with dozens of posters up of people with "vaccine injuries". And it's like "okay lads, millions of people got vaccinated, I don't think literally every case of someone getting sick in the years since is evidence of anything".