Match guy pretends to care about candles but actually gets hard thinking about burning her and listening to her screams, whereas extinguisher man more earnestly believes he cares about candles but will spend all his time blowing white shit on her head and then telling her that her only value lies in her adherance to the trad wife lifestyle, and he'll steadfastly refuse to reflect on the hypocrisy inherent in this behavior
Candles would be happier with another candle but she has sexual needs and is only turned on by guys whose heads contain wooden sticks or flame retardants
In a few days they'll all be killed in a school shooting and the media will ignore it in favor of a story about a wealthy spatula's affair with a toucan
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u/SpunkySix6 3d ago
Match guy pretends to care about candles but actually gets hard thinking about burning her and listening to her screams, whereas extinguisher man more earnestly believes he cares about candles but will spend all his time blowing white shit on her head and then telling her that her only value lies in her adherance to the trad wife lifestyle, and he'll steadfastly refuse to reflect on the hypocrisy inherent in this behavior
Candles would be happier with another candle but she has sexual needs and is only turned on by guys whose heads contain wooden sticks or flame retardants
In a few days they'll all be killed in a school shooting and the media will ignore it in favor of a story about a wealthy spatula's affair with a toucan