r/idiocracy • u/DoshawnMandic • May 27 '24

Bull The Thirst Mutilator

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u/AutoDeskSucks- May 27 '24

Did he live?

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u/DoshawnMandic May 27 '24

This source says he was fine - https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/10/02/bison-headbutts-poor-kid-hanging-out-the-window-at-a-new-york-drive-through-zoo/

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u/NoChanceDan May 27 '24

“Poor kid” - newp. That kid, and their parents, are fucking stupid.

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u/gasherdotloop May 27 '24

Real life isn't loony toons. They're not ACME red cups

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u/CompetitionAlert1920 May 27 '24

That's entirely fictional. Cows are red colorblind, don't have red receptors on their retinas. they see two variations of colors: blue and yellow. To them red would look like a yellowish gray.

The average person does not know this. It's generally the menacing waving and overall aggressive tone that sets the animal off on account of the fact, they can't see red.

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u/jeicam_the_pirate May 27 '24

thank you TIL

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 May 27 '24

Yes, the whole "bulls get angry when they see red" thing is a complete myth, the red is to just hide any potential blood stains because that tends to happen with such brutal inhumane "sports" and practices...

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u/Odd-Tune5049 May 27 '24

No dipshit... bison have nothing in common with male cows

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u/Worth-Canary-9189 May 27 '24

Not true, they are both very tasty.

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u/Odd-Tune5049 May 27 '24

Ok, you got me there