r/funny • u/twostripeduck • Aug 20 '21

Spider be gettin' down with it.

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u/Not_A_Comeback Aug 21 '21

This is how you become a daddy strong leg.

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u/richy923 Aug 21 '21

Damn, now this has me wondering:

Would a spider do push-ups or squats?

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u/TheExtremistModerate Aug 21 '21

Squats. push-ups require two things: that you push yourself up with your arm(s) and that your legs don't do any of the work. Spiders can do neither of those, as (1) they have no arms to push up with and (2) in order to do it, their legs have to do the work.

Therefore, these are 8-legged squats.

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u/super_dog17 Aug 21 '21

What if they just bend their front 4 legs tho?

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u/TheExtremistModerate Aug 21 '21

Then that's kinda like a human just bending one of your legs and tilting to the side. Which I just tried, and it's harder than I thought.

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u/wonderwomanisgay Aug 21 '21

Those are called lunges, my dude. Never skip leg day.

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u/TheExtremistModerate Aug 21 '21

Ah, there's my problem. I was trying to go sideways. Forward is much easier.

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u/vDreamWalker Aug 21 '21

Just take a wider stance, sideways works too

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u/TheExtremistModerate Aug 21 '21

A wide stance? In this apartment? In this economy? I'm not made of money.