r/fairytail • u/Mefre • 24d ago
[Meme] Which seat are taking? (Exceed are small ,so they sit with or between their respective dragonslayers) Meme
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u/BustahWuhlf 24d ago
8 is probably the best. Minimal risk of being unreasonably close to a couple making out, and Mira is very nice while Laxus is a wild card.
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u/Better_Cattle4438 24d ago
I have always preferred the Strauss girls anyway. Sitting between Lisanna and Mirajane is not a bad spot to be in.
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u/akaHoger 24d ago
probably 0 leg space though, Elfman is definitely too big for economy class seats.
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u/nonpopping 24d ago
Gotta agree, plus IIRC both are single, so maybe Mira may even wingwoman to get Lisanna hooked up.
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u/kaironbadman 24d ago
Yeah but you gotta watch out when elfman starts getting pissed about you sitting between his sisters
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u/RulingBob 24d ago
I was gonna say 8 because it's the furthest from the dragon slayers and they are gonna be sick the whole time.
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u/IcePhoenix27 24d ago
Seat 1, just going to sit next to Erza
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u/CeramicFiber 24d ago
But you also have Natsu and Happy sitting behind Erza. That's a recipe for disaster
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u/IcePhoenix27 24d ago
Natsu, with his motion sickness, would not be pleasant. I would make sure I have meds for him to make it through the flight.
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u/GOD-OF-A-NEW-WORLD 24d ago
Be careful
By choosing 3, 4, or 6 you are running the risk of getting vomited on
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u/KittyShadowshard 24d ago
Gen 2s don't get motion sick, do they?
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u/Icy_Piglet4732 24d ago
Laxus confirmed they do in an OVA by threatening someone to not say a word about him getting motion sick. Held himself together fairly well despite it. Erik is later seen getting nauseous on Angel’s underwater walker-vehicle thing in the final season.
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u/Lyokoheros 24d ago
It wasn't just in OVA. It was also said during Grand Magic Games. I think it was the episode with chariots.
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u/thehateigiveforfree 24d ago
Laxus and Erik do... Laxus just hides it very well. Like another commentor said about that OVA (though I believe it was actually one of the episodes during the Grand Magic Games arc that was mentioned) there was also a picture of Laxus getting motion sick while riding a motorcycle. Erik, however, has a bad time, as seen in the Alvarez arc when he and his guild mates showed up for the fight.
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u/MrPumpdjinn 24d ago
8 is by far the safest choice. As long as I behave myself I wont get into trouble. 3 might also be a good choice.
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u/YourFat888 24d ago edited 24d ago
aight let's figure this out
- Sitting next to Erza doesn't seem to be bad at all honestly we'd probably politely ignore each other but I am scared of women so..
- Sitting next to Mavis wouldn't be bad either she'd just sit there and read a book or think to her self rather pleasant and quiet 8 hours
- Sitting next to Wendy could be fun probably would talk to you out of some internal need to seem outgoing or social despite her complete lack of confidence and she's an adorable little goober so I would tolerate her
- I am scared of Gajeel no
- Sitting between people is always a huge minus especially when its a drunk daughter and a dead beat dad that could turn you to cubed meat if your knee touched his no
- Laxus seems like a cool chill guy but he's big he'd take up too much space and manspread like crazy and his legs are too beefy for you to do anything and I doubt you'd ask the guy who is the size of a building to move his legs a little no
- the same reason as 6.
- I am scared of women
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u/YourFat888 24d ago
Natsu would be too sick to even form a singular thought
let alone pick a fight with Greyand Grey is sick of Natsu's shit so he'd just enjoy the flight
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u/PhoenixDawn93 24d ago
Gray will be busy dealing with Juvia, which will create its own issues.
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u/delo357 24d ago
And noisy at that, the only correct answer is 8. To fulfill my dreams.
3 is an option, HOWEVER Carla needs to be put in a kennel so i don't hear her sassy b.s while me and Wendy play pokemon or something.
Edit: Wendy's spell doesn't work on herself, so nvm. 8 is the only option I'm taking
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u/PhoenixDawn93 24d ago
If it’s Wendy before she develops motion sickness then that’s an option, definitely the type to just chill and play Pokemon, which is absolutely my jam!
But I also know I have a massive soft spot for that adorkable goober so I’d probably just deal with it to make sure someone is looking after her.
I see a sick child and dad mode is activated, I don’t get a choice 😅🤦🏼♂️
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u/delo357 24d ago
I feel you, I'm the same! But you're forgetting about ms naggy pants. "Don't touch her you imbecile! How did you even get on this plane you're not in fairy tail! Stewardess I need you to throw PheonixDawn out the plane!" wendy muffles "carla he just offered me water" "I DONT CARE get your demonic pokeman cards away from her!"
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u/PhoenixDawn93 24d ago
We previously agreed the nagging one was kennelled right? The whole scenario revolves around that, otherwise I’m nope-ing out and sitting with the Strauss sisters. I can take Elfman! 😂
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u/legacyoverseer 24d ago
Number 1, I wish to discuss the possibility of somehow inverting the zodiac spirit keys in order to summon the eclipse celestial spirits without hurting them with Lucy, as well as the concept and possibilities of an eclipse spirit dress, I would also like to discuss the possibility of erza having some latent draconic magic due to being in the womb while Irene was a dragon.
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u/digitalfarmgirl 24d ago
2 because as a nalu shipper, I want to spy on Natsu and Lucy.
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u/Glacier_Pace 24d ago
8 is the best option. It's not just about who you're next to, it's about who you're around. Many of these people can be chaotic. (Grey and Juvia together, Natsu being himself, Fried overly Simping for Laxus).
Mira and Lissana are both very sweet, patient, and chill. Your back is to the wall, and Makarov and Elfman seem like men who would mind their own business unless the chaos on the plane in general reaches a fever pitch.
So 8 seems like a nice, quiet ride with pleasant company. 🙂
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u/Frostyshaitan 24d ago
Not forgetting that all the deagon slayers get motion sickness pretty bad, so that would be super annoying to be around for an 8 hour flight.
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u/marius_titus 24d ago
I like 1 better because Erza would nip anything in the bud immediately and we'd probably eat strawberry cake
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u/stefiscool 24d ago
- If it wasn’t an airplane but a theater, I’d maybe go for 6 for the eye candy, but I am not sitting next to an airsick dragonslayer.
And maybe Cana needs a stepmom
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u/Designer_Bat1002 24d ago
Definitely next to mavis so I can have nalu crumbs for 8 hours (it’ll probably be just natsu complaining and wanting to throw up due to his motion sickness and lucy patting him and reading a book at the same time but it’s more than enough for me)
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u/Rick_long 24d ago
I tell Natsu and Happy that they are giving away food at the back of the plane and when they check and eat the food from the in-flight pantry and embarrass Lucy I would sit next to her with a copy of her book to have a fun conversation topic with her.
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u/Behold_I_Am_The_Wind 24d ago
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel & Laxus will be out of commission due to motion sickness so sitting next to them won’t be much an issue. Lucy will Have to take care of Natsu so you’ll be good so long as you don’t piss off Erza and he can’t beef with Gray so you don’t have to worry about being caught int the middle of Natsu, Erza & Gray’s sibling fighting.
Carla will be taking care of Wendy so you’ll fine but you’ll have to put up with her getting annoyed at you if you try to intervene since she’s see you as suspicious to Wendy and you’ll also have to put up with Juvia’s antics with Gray in front of you while Carla also tells them to stop that in front of Wendy.
Levy and Pantherlily have Gajeel in their care so he can’t cause you trouble if you even look at Levy’s way and Freed obviously will attend to Laxus so you won’t be a problem so long as you don’t interrupt his work.
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u/nobununkown 24d ago
I'd pick 4. Window seat and with levy next to gajeel it'd be a tame flight. Plus If something happened with the Strongest wizard in all of fairytale behind me I'll either die immediately or be saved immediately. But if I a random background character make it through the flight with no disaster I'd be able to get off fairly quick being at the front of the plane.
EDIT: I've decided this is a flight taking place before gajeel became a true dragon slayer. t{.t{
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u/AkumasCherries 24d ago
LET ME SIT NEXT TO LAXUS PLEASE ILL BE QUIET I WONT DO SHIT PLEASE PLEASE
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 24d ago
Sokka-Haiku by AkumasCherries:
LET ME SIT NEXT TO
LAXUS PLEASE ILL BE QUIET
I WONT DO SHIT PLEASE PLEASE
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Sphaero_Caffeina 24d ago edited 24d ago
6 or 8
Freed's magic is fascinating, and Laxus is no slouch either, so talking over missions and scenarios could be a neat way to pass the time. Not to mention a barrier to block sound from the rest of the plane to get some sleep. Edit: Forgot about the Dragon Slayer motion sickness, scratch that.
8 is similar, just a good couple for casual discussion, or getting a nice nap via Mirajane hitting me with sleep magic.
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u/TrickOk4496 24d ago
1 is the best option and it’s not even close. Being between Erza Lucy Levy and Cana is heaven and they each use fascinating magic so we’d heave plenty to talk about(assuming Cana is sober to discuss her magic) 2 is also very intriguing because Mavis could teach you so much and tell you fascinating stories and I would wanna be friends with Gray and Natsu(he’d be puking so it’d be more so conversation with Gray but I feel like his magic has a lot of potential and he doesn’t get enough credit for his strength so i’d gas him up and let him know that he’s that guy) 3 Also a very intriguing option if wendy is stable enough to converse with help from troia as i think she has the most potential of all the dragon slayers and she’s crazy strong for someone her age(carla’s attitude would be the only downside)
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u/frostymaws297 24d ago
Seat 4 is calling my name! And seat 6 is looking quite good as well. Freed might come for my neck afterward though.
4 might be the safest option
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u/Progrockdude 24d ago
8 and it is not even close lmao
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u/Timely-Zucchini-6706 23d ago
I think I understand why 😁
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u/Progrockdude 23d ago
I mean hey, two cute beauties sitting on both sides of my seat sounds like a wonderful situation to be in! And they're so nice and sweet hehe
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u/Timely-Zucchini-6706 23d ago
Watch out for Elfman behind you lol 😆
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u/Progrockdude 23d ago
He's in front of me actually! XD but yeah fair point
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u/NorthwestDM 24d ago
8, normally I'd go for 1 since I'd enjoy discussing weapons and armour with Erza but I'm not risking Natsu losing his lunch over the back of my head. So I'll settle for general discussion with the Strauss sisters about magic and their respective hobbies or else just reading my new book.
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u/KuroShuriken 24d ago
8 without a doubt.
And then I'd ask to be taught all of the things I could be taught about transformation magic.
By the end of the flight I'm either going to be asleep, or rather knowledgeable on the fundamentals. Might even get to join the guild who knows.
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u/AppearanceAnxious102 24d ago edited 24d ago
- If I sit in front of Laxus, he’s going to kick my seat. On the other side, if I were to sit there, Cana would be so fucking drunk. So, I’ll sit next to Laxus. If he wants my arm rest, fine. I have the window seat bitch.
Edit: I misread the thing. I’d have an aisle seat, which is even better.
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u/RawrSlashDragonz 24d ago
1, I want to be near Natsu but no way am I sitting between him and Gray. Also Erza would be fun to talk to and would probably make sure I’m having a good time for the whole flight. I could also talk to Lucy and Happy if I want and they don’t mind talking to someone behind them. Also I’d probably get to hear about Team Natsu’s everyday life so that’s cool!
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u/InvestigatorOld3714 24d ago
2 or 6 for sure. I would do 8 for Mira but I hate Lisanna 😭
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u/Raderg32 24d ago
8 is the safest. It is the only seat not next to a dragon slayer, so I avoid the chance of getting sprayed by a sick dragon vomit roar.
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u/Maker_of_lore 24d ago
I would say either mavis, erza or wendy. But I've actually got an answer and it's wendy 100% while the other two aren't a problem natsu and grey are. Erza would beat them up every other second for them to quit down and the seat next to mavis has natsu and grey front and back.
(I would sit next to cana but guildarts ruins both my mood and hers and as for laxus he needs three sits just for him I wouldn't fit. Levy and gajeel would make out and I'd be jealous). Only bad thing with wendy is carla and that because I doubt she'll let me pet her 😔
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u/GreyghostIowa 24d ago
8 is the only decent answer.
Elfman and laxus are way too big.
Anywhere near dragonslayers are projectile vomited zones.
And I don't want to sit beside a drunkard woman (One time is enough for me).
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u/aaa1e2r3 24d ago
- You would think it's safe, but Erza will get involved with any nonsense that happens behind her, thus dragging you into it
- Dragon Slayer Motion Sickness
- Dragon Slayer Motion Sickness
- Dragon Slayer Motion Sickness
- Stuck between two arguing drunks
- Dragon Slayer Motion Sickness
- Elfman is a big dude, you're getting squished
- Perfect
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u/Mysterious_Bison_907 24d ago
First off, I'm curious as to why Elfman isn't with his sisters.
To answer the question, I've never been on a plane. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer an aisle seat, though, so I'm sitting next to Erza, Wendy, or Laxus. Probably Wendy, because she's the least insane of the three.
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u/UpDownFrontBack 24d ago
1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are all out since I don’t want to be in adjacent to a First Gen Dragon Slayer on a long flight. Their motion sickness would make it more table for everyone.
6 and 7 are both fine, but to me there is only one right answer.
Seat 8 for the WIN!
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u/Lightdragonslayer_21 24d ago
1 or 8. I feel like I’d somehow get pulled into a conversation about sweets with Erza.
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u/MostlyGhosty485 24d ago
I want nothing more in life than to be next to Gajeel and Levy. However, Dragon motion sickness, so that's a terrible decision in this case.
Elfman is such a bro I'd love to sit with him, but his size alone probably leaves extremely little room.
Wendy is sweet and would make for friendly company, but again, motion sickness.
I think the only reasonable answer here is Lisanna and Mirajane. Yeah, sure hot, but also they're just two sweet gals who would be very fun to converse with and more than likely won't throw up on me.
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u/Guilepowers 24d ago
3 and 8 are likely your most relaxing flight choices. 2 would be up there if not having Grey and Natsu in front and behind.
5 probably would be the most fun option. Drinking and card game buddies for the flight if you want that.
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u/Kori_No_Ya 24d ago
I'm sitting by Wendy to protect her and Carla from the making out that's happening behind her.. gotta protect the innocent bean!
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u/ComfortableMaybe7 24d ago
3,4,6 hell no I'm not tryna get thrown up on.
Not tryna die sitting next to guildarts so not 5, 2 and 1 are still too close to natsu Im in the splatter zone, 7 would be ok if Elfman didn't take up like 3 seats on his own it would be cramped af.
The answer is easily 8
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u/CheesetheExile 24d ago
Seat 1, first off the plane when we land and furthest from the engines on the wings.
I have become an expert at dozing through a flight without being woken by what's around me. The people around me being relatively sane helps, and in the unlikely event I tip over to the left Erza likely just pushes me upright again instead of anime-hammering me for no reason.
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u/Horror_Stress9849 24d ago
Either 1 or 2. Right close enough to talk to most of my favorite characters. Ezra, Lucy, Natsu & Gray.
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u/Aqua_Seawaves 24d ago
I like 1 and 2 it would be calm but I will take 6 I wanna test laxus and freeds patience they would be fun I feel 5 looks fun too 8 looks good but I hate sitting in the back and bathroom is probs behind them and 3 is okay but I find it awkward with kids
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u/Lord_DIO_Za_Warudo 24d ago
Seat 8 is the best for me. It sounds great to enjoy tranquility and relaxation while sitting next to my favorite Fairy Tail girls
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u/Grittman77 24d ago
Probably either 3 or 8. The 3 nicest characters at least that don't already have the seat next to them taken
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u/AltairRedgrove 24d ago
I'm stuck between 1 3 and 8 1 and 8 for obvious reasons but 3 because it seems less likely to end in some sort of brawl or disaster
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u/Financial_Bro 24d ago
3 Wendy is a vibe, sitting next to Mira and not staring would be almost impossible.
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u/ChampionChristmas 24d ago
Honestly a little shocked that more people aren't picking Erza, seems like the easy choice to me.
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u/Sorry_Fun8182 24d ago
Anywhere is fine except 6, I don’t want sit next to Laxus. It’s not that I don’t like him it’s just would be a boring flight
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u/Bravesfan8 24d ago
Man hard to choose between the 2 queens of Fairy Tail, Mira or Erza. I’d prob take Erza because I’d have leg room compared to sitting behind Elfman. Plus Erza probably will probably thank me if I bring her a desert.
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u/Aggravating-Cold-584 24d ago
2 and ask Mavis to teach me how to use magic and dragonslayer magic from Natsu and 3 to learn enchantment from Wendy.
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u/PyroClaymore 24d ago
It’s between these three… * 2: Easily the least likely to get me into a fight. * 6: Laxus typically isn’t one to par take in a fight between Guild Members, since he’s usually doing own thing. And I doubt a simple 8 hour flight is gonna change that. And Fried just does as Laxus tells him. So I’m not likely to get into a fight due to him. * 8: Mainly because of Lisanna. I’m gonna be between two beauties, and there are two beasts right in front of me. It’s also all the way in the back. Which makes it even less likely I’ll get into a fight.
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