r/fairytail • u/Mefre • 24d ago

[Meme] Which seat are taking? (Exceed are small ,so they sit with or between their respective dragonslayers) Meme

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u/YourFat888 24d ago edited 24d ago

aight let's figure this out

  1. Sitting next to Erza doesn't seem to be bad at all honestly we'd probably politely ignore each other but I am scared of women so..
  2. Sitting next to Mavis wouldn't be bad either she'd just sit there and read a book or think to her self rather pleasant and quiet 8 hours
  3. Sitting next to Wendy could be fun probably would talk to you out of some internal need to seem outgoing or social despite her complete lack of confidence and she's an adorable little goober so I would tolerate her
  4. I am scared of Gajeel no
  5. Sitting between people is always a huge minus especially when its a drunk daughter and a dead beat dad that could turn you to cubed meat if your knee touched his no
  6. Laxus seems like a cool chill guy but he's big he'd take up too much space and manspread like crazy and his legs are too beefy for you to do anything and I doubt you'd ask the guy who is the size of a building to move his legs a little no
  7. the same reason as 6.
  8. I am scared of women

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u/YourFat888 24d ago

Natsu would be too sick to even form a singular thought
let alone pick a fight with Grey

and Grey is sick of Natsu's shit so he'd just enjoy the flight

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u/PhoenixDawn93 24d ago

Gray will be busy dealing with Juvia, which will create its own issues.

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u/delo357 24d ago

And noisy at that, the only correct answer is 8. To fulfill my dreams.

3 is an option, HOWEVER Carla needs to be put in a kennel so i don't hear her sassy b.s while me and Wendy play pokemon or something.

Edit: Wendy's spell doesn't work on herself, so nvm. 8 is the only option I'm taking

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u/PhoenixDawn93 24d ago

If it’s Wendy before she develops motion sickness then that’s an option, definitely the type to just chill and play Pokemon, which is absolutely my jam!

But I also know I have a massive soft spot for that adorkable goober so I’d probably just deal with it to make sure someone is looking after her.

I see a sick child and dad mode is activated, I don’t get a choice 😅🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/delo357 24d ago

I feel you, I'm the same! But you're forgetting about ms naggy pants. "Don't touch her you imbecile! How did you even get on this plane you're not in fairy tail! Stewardess I need you to throw PheonixDawn out the plane!" wendy muffles "carla he just offered me water" "I DONT CARE get your demonic pokeman cards away from her!"

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u/PhoenixDawn93 24d ago

We previously agreed the nagging one was kennelled right? The whole scenario revolves around that, otherwise I’m nope-ing out and sitting with the Strauss sisters. I can take Elfman! 😂

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u/delo357 24d ago

Since I forgot, we'll pretend that was her screaming from the kennel above you! So if you brought ear plugs it mightttttt be okay. And we can share seat 8, take turns flirting while the other distracts elfman

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u/wumbologist-2 24d ago

Secretly sitting next to Mavis twice? What about Wendy?

Also Mavis would probably talk your ear off.

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u/YourFat888 24d ago

oh my bad I said Mavis instead of Wendy I'll fix that

also I don't mind Mavis talking to me because she's a precious little bean

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u/Dry_Switch9934 23d ago

wow, I wouldve immidiately jumped on either 1 or 8.