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r/dndmemes • u/Alternative-Chickey • Dec 02 '24
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Greatswords are for sad losers who smell bad; real warriors use mauls or polearms for two-handers.
15 u/dirschau Dec 02 '24 No no, it's not a greatsword, it's a great sword. Says right there 4 u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 02 '24 One-handed swords are for chumps, and Elves. (But I repeat myself) Real warriors use battleaxes and warhammers. 1 u/theFlaccolantern Dec 03 '24 I'm sorry, your attack on my weapon choice missed thanks to my 2 extra AC. 1 u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 03 '24 But you could have 2 extra AC from a shield with a one-handed weapon that isn't for stinky losers.
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No no, it's not a greatsword, it's a great sword. Says right there
4 u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 02 '24 One-handed swords are for chumps, and Elves. (But I repeat myself) Real warriors use battleaxes and warhammers. 1 u/theFlaccolantern Dec 03 '24 I'm sorry, your attack on my weapon choice missed thanks to my 2 extra AC. 1 u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 03 '24 But you could have 2 extra AC from a shield with a one-handed weapon that isn't for stinky losers.
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One-handed swords are for chumps, and Elves. (But I repeat myself) Real warriors use battleaxes and warhammers.
1 u/theFlaccolantern Dec 03 '24 I'm sorry, your attack on my weapon choice missed thanks to my 2 extra AC. 1 u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 03 '24 But you could have 2 extra AC from a shield with a one-handed weapon that isn't for stinky losers.
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I'm sorry, your attack on my weapon choice missed thanks to my 2 extra AC.
1 u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 03 '24 But you could have 2 extra AC from a shield with a one-handed weapon that isn't for stinky losers.
But you could have 2 extra AC from a shield with a one-handed weapon that isn't for stinky losers.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 02 '24
Greatswords are for sad losers who smell bad; real warriors use mauls or polearms for two-handers.