r/dndmemes Dec 02 '24

Funny Comic

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u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 02 '24

Greatswords are for sad losers who smell bad; real warriors use mauls or polearms for two-handers.

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u/dirschau Dec 02 '24

No no, it's not a greatsword, it's a great sword. Says right there

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u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 02 '24

One-handed swords are for chumps, and Elves. (But I repeat myself) Real warriors use battleaxes and warhammers.

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u/theFlaccolantern Dec 03 '24

I'm sorry, your attack on my weapon choice missed thanks to my 2 extra AC.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Dec 03 '24

But you could have 2 extra AC from a shield with a one-handed weapon that isn't for stinky losers.