r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Jul 29 '24

Looting Comic

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Wizard Jul 30 '24

I loot everything in sight

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u/Corwin223 Jul 30 '24

I loot the walls. I don’t mean I look for loot hidden in the walls. I want those walls.

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u/GI_gino Wizard Jul 30 '24

Roll carpentry

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u/SocialistArkansan Jul 30 '24

20

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u/GI_gino Wizard Jul 31 '24

The walls are made out of a fine mahogany, beautifully carved and skillfully assembled. Every line and joint of the construction speaks to the skill and passion of the craftsman who built this place. You marvel for a few moments as you contemplate stealing and dismantling what may very well be considered a piece of ar.

They are also load-bearing.

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u/SocialistArkansan Jul 31 '24

I take my 20 immovable rods and place them up at the ceiling before activating them and I begin to remove the wall.