r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Jul 29 '24

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u/LipTheMeatPie Jul 30 '24

Your comment just remind me of an interaction I once had.

"I cast fire ball"

DM "your ally is in front of you"

"And?"

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u/_-DirtyMike-_ Necromancer Jul 30 '24

DM "are you sure"

"Yes I want to kill him, he's been murder hoboing non stop, waisting half of our town sessions hitting on npc's, and trying to steal from all of us when we're asleep... yes I fucking want to kill him"

That reminded me of this interaction though instead of a fireball it was a giant Boulder trap on a hill. I generally hate discord dnd because of people like that dude.

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u/Tenshi_JDR Jul 30 '24

And that why session 0 exist dear.

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u/_-DirtyMike-_ Necromancer Jul 30 '24

Yeah, some people on dnd discords don't go all murder hobo sexy time in session 0. They wait because they know they'll get kicked.