r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Jul 29 '24

Looting Comic

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u/thedoppio Jul 30 '24

I tell my players that investigation of a fallen enemy takes about 1-5 minutes so if you want to stand there and loot bodies and do nothing else for multiple turns, be my guest. Never has been a problem

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u/Wismuth_Salix Jul 30 '24

“You wanna loot right now, be my guest, but buff timers are running” is the sentence that keeps my group from dawdling.

We breach and clear dungeons like a SWAT team.

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u/Keberro Rules Lawyer Jul 30 '24

"You're under arrest, nothing you say can or will be used in a court of law. You have no right to an attorney. If you have nothing valuable on your person, you better tell me now, while I am still contemplating whether or not to kill you. Do you understand?"

Damn, now I want to have a Waterdeep SWAT campaign.

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u/justanewbiedom Jul 30 '24

You might like tactical breach wizards

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u/Keberro Rules Lawyer Jul 30 '24

That looks insane. Definitely going to try that out. Thanks!

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u/ComprehensivePath980 Paladin Jul 30 '24

Been keeping my eye on that game for a long time.