r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Jul 21 '23

Kender comes in as a close second... Comic

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u/Tyler_Zoro Jul 21 '23

pointy eared bark buggerers

Yeah well, the vertically challenged ore fondlers aren't doing the world any favors either...

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u/buttstuph42 Jul 21 '23

Take that back immediately.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Jul 21 '23

Okay, sure. Beard-fetishizing gold-diggers shouldn't be called vertically challenged, as they're just horizontally enabled.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Jul 21 '23

I demand satisfaction! Pistols, at dawn

Look, I don't want to know what you do to get satisfaction with your metal tubes at dawn, but please leave me out of it.

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u/Kizik Jul 22 '23

That's going in the book.