r/dndmemes Paladin Jan 10 '23

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u/artrald-7083 Jan 10 '23

I am playing a low Int low Wis character in one campaign at the moment. I am RPing him as the kind of dipshit who is only right by accident, and loves giving fatherly advice. It's hilarious. (I got party and DM buyin before playing the ideas man as a complete idiot.)

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u/KupoMcMog Jan 10 '23

I got a dragonborn Sorlock who's dump stats were int and wis. He is suuuuuuuuuper dumb, but extremely charismastic. He's a total surfer dude who wants to find the biggest wave and try to figure out why his hands make sparkles.

The lock part is my favorite part. His patron speaks to him in dreams, like many do, but he has just assumed it his Grandma. So he thinks he's getting these super awesome powers because he was GramGram's favorite.

Also, going to be a wake-up call when that all comes crashing down once he figures out a horrible eldritch creature has been kinda putting him into this contract.

And my more happy-ending remix is he's Pact of the Raven Queen, and he's more than happy to do her bidding to keep the balance plus he gets himself a little dracoling familar.

But that's for another day.

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u/jagger_wolf Jan 11 '23

Plot twist: GramGram is the eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension and your dude really is her favorite.

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u/TrexPushupBra Jan 11 '23

Especially if there is nothing you can do to make GramGram angry, but you can disappoint GramGram