r/diabetes • u/kyaakshat • Nov 28 '24

This is a sad day. Type 1

Guys gals I just realised that if there is a zombie apocalypse or any other kind of apocalypse in the near future most of us will be the first ones to die because of no supply of insulin. I feel very bad for all my diabetic brethren that we won't have our hero movement of surving a horde with the last resistance of earth. This realisation is really really heartbreaking and no amount of cake would be sufficient to make me feel better. This is a sad day indeed 😔.

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u/kyaakshat Nov 28 '24

Nah the plain rn is. We all gotta meet at a party shop or like the biggest bakery in town. And we get chainsaws and like guns and anything that can be used as weapons. Then what we do is get a sugar high on all the cake and shit. And then be the last stand for the city of outbreak. Cause if we fail or not we got to the other side anyways. So gotta die trying 🫡

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u/BraaainFud Nov 28 '24

Just make sure you get a chainsaw you can start on your own. The Stihl 660 is a friggin beast to start and to carry, and it'll weigh you down after 20 or 30 minutes of constant zombie slashing.

Stay away from top-handle saws. They're easier to lose control of when you're making zombie mince on the ground. Personally, I feel like the Stihl MS180 is right in the sweet spot for power, portability, and fuel efficiency. Get a longer bar & chain to increase your cutting reach if you've got time for some pre-planning.

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u/kyaakshat Nov 28 '24

That is some real insightful shit my man. And I would like to add some small gas canisters on the belt for extra zombie slaying time and a few cupcakes. But this is really helpful stuff. Thanks

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u/Holbyta Nov 28 '24

In a book I read there was a vampire who liked to snack on diabetics for desert.